EPISODE 114 — The Secret Story of the Missing Episode

[robotam 4493]

One of your bodily fluids, we could guess which one!

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

I know that this whole situation feels very Argo, but in time, it will become Apocolypse Now. Not sure who is who, I'll figure it out soon, since Jake Fogelnest, Scharpling, and Sean could all be Kurtz if you think about it.

 

 

Some day this podcast is gonna end...

 

 

EDIT: if this is Apocolypse Now, Sean is definitely the cool surfer guy.

[DEATHMAN 3317]

I think leaving spaces for commercial breaks but not using them, and instead putting in a commercial in the middle of a conversation, was a wise choice

[RanRan 3242]

one bug

 

no, wait, TWO bugs!

[apocowarg 2696]

³ It has to be something to which I have access to, and it has to be small enough to fit below the microscope lens.

 

Take a picture of my value as a human being.

[Jakal 4475]

I want a close up of one of Spunky Foonerisms butt flakes, I've always wondered what those looked like

 

 

Edit:You guys see Jake fkecjdnheimer commented on the forums!? We're really living in the golden age of podcasts

[Joe McGurl 8358]

You've all been very good boys and girls this year and I know each and every one of you has been clamoring to get their hands on my Christmas card this year but since I can't afford shipping them out to ALL of you here on the forum, you all are allowed to print this picture out and hang it on your refrigerator or frame it and hang it over your mantle to display all year long.

 

[mwn 5470]

something that you would like to see an extreme closeup of

 

Dear sir,

Obviously your offer is extremely

Generous. I am very desirous of it.

 

Now that my feelings are laid bare,

Only you can decide what to take a picture of.

Surprise me. I'm flexible.

Except you should have some animal parts in the picture for sure.

[AshleyChupp 3958]

 

Dear sir,

Obviously your offer is extremely

Generous. I am very desirous of it.

 

Now that my feelings are laid bare,

Only you can decide what to take a picture of.

Surprise me. I'm flexible.

Except you should have some animal parts in the picture for sure.

 

Man,

Why are you stealing my patented Acrostic Bit?

Now I can never do another acrostic as long as I live!

[Danny Boy Wizard 1342]

D

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[LessfunnySuits 181]

Look at all these feminist virgins up here. Cumia is da man. Jim Norton is very funny and Joseph Stalin had some fair points.

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Any of you into music?

[apocowarg 2696]

The only genre of music I acknowledge is witch house.

[Dads for Butt Stuff 753]

I made a christmas card

 

 

 

Had my picture taken in front of the eiffel tower with a whimsical hat

I definitely did not make it with very limited knowledge of photo booth effects

Hope y'all like my whimsical hat

 

Merry Happy, one and all

[thejjar 5031]

Always have and always will be an Opie guy. But Anthony's ok too. What I really love about those guys is that it gives me hope that even a regular Joe like me can one day be horrible to women I care about

 

 

 

 

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Ur face is fucked up lmao

[thejjar 5031]

And do we just not talk about the episode at all anymore? Well I liked the part where Hayes said he taught anonymous to throw.

[Dads for Butt Stuff 753]

Ur face is fucked up lmao

 

paris light what can you do when you're really there in front of the eiffel tower

[apocowarg 2696]

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Any of you into music?

I genuinely would enjoy that acoustic Incubus cruise Hayes and Tom talked about. And I recently bought 2 Metallica CDs. So, that should answer that question.

 

Also...

 

They come runnin' just as fast as they can,

'cause every girl's crazy 'bout a Scharpling man!

 

*grows a big long beard and jams out some blues-rock on the guitar next to a vintage car*

[souprman 10477]

silvr i'm so sorry this happened to you. I cannot possibly imagine what Hayes was thinking knowing as he does your feelings about the classic HH structure. perhaps you can start a new account ("mercuryfemale" maybe?) and get the pro-version when Sean is there. and that fucking savage Egss Scrapling??!! way to hear the word WOMAN and immediately change it to GIRL in your head you fucking neanderthal!!

 

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED!!!!!!

 

but really congrats!

[Silvrwoman 4998]

silvr i'm so sorry this happened to you. I cannot possibly imagine what Hayes was thinking knowing as he does your feelings about the classic HH structure. perhaps you can start a new account ("mercuryfemale" maybe?) and get the pro-version when Sean is there. and that fucking savage Egss Scrapling??!! way to hear the word WOMAN and immediately change it to GIRL in your head you fucking neanderthal!!

 

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED!!!!!!

 

but really congrats!

Thank you for your concern soup, but I don't care what the structure is as long as jokes are the pillars, Sean and Hayes are the architects, the windows are a view into the complexities of this society, and you all are the glue holding it all together.

[this is meant to be a disgusting joke btw]

 

Thank you soup!

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

what a boring friggin ep.

 

 

how do you not go with "Wheedz-the Centric'Entertainer"?

[chanson 9697]

Oh hey, turns out I actually WAS the Sasquatch and I wasn't actually kidnapped by one... Weird.

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Oh hey, turns out I actually WAS the Sasquatch and I wasn't actually kidnapped by one... Weird.

Need to start shaving buddy