EPISODE 133 — Alison Rich, Our Close Friend

[MyLifeISThunder 184]

Nope. Sorry, A P of your D.

 

This pic rated TVPG for alcohol use.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Your dad is a siamese twin? That's so progressive of you!

 

Edit: Sheesh! Sorry, I meant CONJOINED twin. I know we're progressive in here, but this PC culture goes too far sometimes.

 

Edit: I don't know what's wrong with me today. I apologize to all you Siamese forumers.

[mikebonetti 3718]

A new episode of Hollywood Handbook? It must be my birthday!

[apocowarg 2696]

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Nice try, Mike, but everyone knows today is Bono's birthday.

[AlienDingus 264]

I love when this forum has almost absolutely nothing to do with show.

[mwn 5470]

holy hot food did Alison ever bring the good jokes and say them funny. loved the sharp exhale after sean said "e pluribus unum baby", loved the pronunciation of "catalogue print modeling for LL beannn", loved all of it. put another one in the Win column folks

[apocowarg 2696]

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

I love when this forum has almost absolutely nothing to do with show.

 

I love this forum all the time too.

[mikebonetti 3718]

Thanks warghoul, this is beautiful.

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Wouldn't it be so seismically ironic if Alison, whose last name is RICH, didn't have much money and was POOR

[jjfeeblebunny 4]

But how come Sean didn't mention that his feets are haunted during the medical?

[FaceLikeThunder 2114]

Hot fire as usual.

 

Eplurbus Soonman to you too Sean

[Henry 3777]

I don't have any pictures of my D available, but here's a picture of me with someone I used to work with who was like a D to me

 

[Game of Scones 5812]

Help, I'am a forum Prince stuck in a foriegn land.

 

Semb me likes and wind I return home I'll grant you many likes from my fathers treasurer. Thank you.

[Henry 3777]

 

It's not "Smo King". Get your famous movie quotes straight. Other than that, great job @ Alison!

[dixon 5920]

[honlads 8798]

A few new posters joined after the CBB episode it seems, I'm sure you've heard about the forum's now classic hazing process.

Gonna roast everyone that's posted so far. Ruthless. Start the clock.

 

Agata. Hey, oh "staff"? What are you a shepherd? What's with the staff?

Houston. Well I guess I'll do the problem thing here.

Norm. What's that even short for??

Jon Onyx. Okay I'm running out of steam I feel. Insanely early.

Joe Lerini. Ah dude what ummm Joe that's a standard name ah fuck

orangetobbogan. Ah okay, shit. Ahhh orange is not my favourite colour. Not even top 3.

Gollstone. It hurts to piss, fuck

Lexfor. Lex... luthfor. Villain. Bad guy

Number 1 Cheeba Hawk. What happened the other cheeba hawks. Ah fuck they could be dead. I hope you weren't close, shit

JBell. Damn extremely straightforward name.

 

Damn

damn I'm so tired

 

honlads

[dixon 5920]

Do me, coward.

[Lexfor 691]

 

Lexfor. Lex... luthfor. Villain. Bad guy

 

 

Damn. I just got served... by a mug!

[AndrewGoll 1211]

 

Gollstone. It hurts to piss, fuck

 

It sure does! Could you do a quick physical exam honlads?

[honlads 8798]

Do me, coward.

 

Turn that pencil upside down and erase ur posts

 

Okay even in my tired state I can still deliver a great roast. A testament to the power of the human mind.

[Henry 3777]

I just wrote another joke that was inspired by a relatively irrelevant moment in this episode. It's in the style of Popsicle stick riddles/Laffy Taffy

 

Q: Why did Indiana Jones go to church?

 

A: Because it was Indy Penance day

[blobofsoul 504]

Great ep. Alison was a lot of fun and just got the boys insantly. In the pre-guest seggy though, Sean gobbed Haye's foot and pealed his scalp back but Hayes... just asked Sean a few qs... how about some reciprocity.

the way she gelled was impressive and instantly made me like her, but it was the way she straight up baggled hayes that won my room over.

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

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