Episode 136 - Alex Blumberg, Our Live Helper at Being the Best Podcast at the Live Show

[skizelo 2536]

I liked Andy's very real total ignorance of the show, and Sean being real about the hotel room. Hayes you were good too, just nothing comes to mind that I can say I liked other than your whole thing.

[Fabio's Socks 1822]

fabio i think you should take a lesson from twilight/50 shades now while its in the early stages and rename the characters so you can pretend it isnt fanfic. for instance harry could be edward, hermione could be bella, voldemort can be jacob, and the sexy yet mysterious billionare can be greggy

 

Good note, greggy. Much appreciated. And maybe we can rename Malfoy to be Dwayne the Rock Hard Johnson, because he's the least-liked Hogwarts student 7 years running

[cameronobrian 98]

I'm actually a bully and not a nerd.

Yeah, that's why he's always shoving globes up peoples butts

[kobthatreal 5896]

There's actually 2 secret forums. One of them is better than the other.

 

 

I haven't listened to this episode yet but when I do I'm expecting lots of laughs.

 

 

tom read my tweet about the doughboys being the splash bros of podcasting and commented on how they both dont deserve their success and i was just trying to say cause they are really entertaining!

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

friggin dorks, this IS the secret forum!

 

(don't tell anybody)

[AndrewGoll 1211]

friggin dorks, this IS the secret forum!

 

(don't tell anybody)

That's what someone would say if they knew about secret forums.

 

 

[JMonsterface 1974]

Guys, I just managed to hack my way into the secret forum. Turns out, it's just a bunch of Dat Boi memes photoshopped to have Kev's face.

[Andrew 4646]

There are no secret forum photoshops involving Kevin's face, don't believe him.

[piemanpie24 1119]

Hey guys I'm back to the forums. I'm sorry I haven't been here. I'm trying to study Spanish.

[Andrew 4646]

Is this "contributing", Hayes? Is this what you want?

 

[souprman 10477]

The secret forum is pretty over-rated. It's like this forum but it's always on and never shuts up ever like it just wont stop and after a while it just makes you feel like your screaming into an endless void full of nothing but other voices screaming HELLO? IS THERE LOVE IN THE WORLD!!?? wishing to find a home a purpose a common feeling but never really knowing if anything is being received as intended, is it you? is it them? IS THIS FUCKING THING ON?!! YESSSS!! IT IS!! IT ALWAYS FUCKING IS!!!

 

I kinda miss it tbh. not the Kev pics tho.

[JMonsterface 1974]

The secret forum is just like IFC. Always on, slightly off.

[mrs_bean 14]

Guys, I'm scared.




So, I keep hearing how nerds are in a good place. Nerds rule, bullies drool. We are king and, well, frankly, bullies is pumping our gas now.




Problem is.. I went down to the gas station to find me a bully to pump my gas and there were NONE TO BE FOUND. I had to pump my *own* gas!




Where are all the bullies? I'm very worried, because I feel like they're getting together and they gonna hurt us real bad or put things in our gas!! :-(

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Hey guys I'm back to the forums. I'm sorry I haven't been here. I'm trying to study Spanish.

 

Not doing very well bro, this post is in English lmao

[JHolmes 52]

Did anybody at the show ask the boys if it was too late to donate to Reality Show Show? I was finally able to get my wallet out of my back pocket.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=kevin+bacon+bacon+number

[Sillylillyquee 1015]

Dear Hayes and Sean,

 

Please accept this yaoi fan art as my apology for being away so long.

 

 

Love you!

[greggy 15909]

 

Not doing very well bro, this post is in English lmao

lol

[SteveH 11126]

Let's talk NBA finals. I think Steph Curry and Lebron James are 2 very good players.

[AshleyChupp 3958]

anyone got any good emails recently?

 

if you didn't get any good ones but you wrote a good one, you can tell me about that instead.

[AshleyChupp 3958]

I kinda miss it tbh. not the Kev pics tho.

 

it misses you too, soupy. especially the kev pics do. they won't shut up about it.

[souprman 10477]

anyone got any good emails recently?

 

I got a good one from Earwolf. It said one of the cool kids quoted my post.

 

At first I was nervous, but then I was totally stoked.

 

Earwolf always sends pretty good emails.

[Henry 3777]

anyone got any good emails recently?

 

if you didn't get any good ones but you wrote a good one, you can tell me about that instead.

 

I got a very intriguing/racy email from a girl that I've never even met. She said that I was "very cutie man sexy" and then she offered me a link to look at naked pictures of her on a website. (Uhhh, maybe a little too forward lol) I feel kind of rude though because I know she obviously really likes me, but I haven't responded because I haven't even had the time to look at the pictures! Like, what do I do when she asks me how I liked the pictures of her "pleasing her [redacted]"? She even told me she thinks of me when she does it (kind of weird, we never met lol), and she is begging to not make her do it alone next time. She's also already picked a nickname for me. She never refers to me as "Henry", but instead calls me "daddy" which I'll admit is also kind of weird, but at the same time I'm like "omg! this girl could be the one!" Are there any moms out there who've discovered some kind of weird/sneaky trick that will help me make sure I do this one right?

[JBellAustin 155]

I'm now the proud squatter of keistermattress.co and keistermatress.biz. When it finally hits them, I'll be ready.

 

Still editing photos of my dad.

[beeface 1804]

I'm actually a bully and not a nerd.

please come to my house and kick my ass