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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Afraid to leave your home? Don't!

    By rod aug,
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  2. Afraid yr' surrounded by flammable pine that could burn yr' wild ropey heart into ash? Fear not, feral knot, for all trees are fir, tall & fire fought

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. African, Alaskan or Austrailian... Welcome to Bush Country

    By Scam Elliot,
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  4. Afros are bigger blacker and uncut as well, big whoop

    By teedle,
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  5. After 18 years of writing weekly letters, my effort was not in vain. Coach is coming back to TV.

    By HotSaucerman,
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  6. After 28 seasons, we can't say The Simpsons is dead. Instead, it's just been in suspended animation for a long time.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. After 33 years in a Peruvian Prison I finally learned the meaning of the word Prison.

    By Frenchfries,
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  8. After 5 bull riders were gored I knew my time as a Rodeo Mime was going to be cut short.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. After a couple of drinks, Tolkien went from non-fungible to VERY fungible, if you get my drift....

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. After a dark period the Hamburglar has moved on from Hamburglaring to Ham-murdering.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. After a grueling legal battle....

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. After a long day at the dentist he found solace in front of a warm fire with an old issue of Juggs.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. after a long night of eating skittles and watching YouTube alone, end it with alka-seltzer heartburn reliefchews: they’re still *kinda* like skittles

    By Kevllis,
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  14. After a long run, I retired from making pantyhose.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  15. After a week long battle with bloat. Phillips frog finally farted. The fumes smelt fantastic!

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  16. After all his acting Ice Cube is much more well rounded and will now be called Ice Sphere.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. After all the Grateful Dead shows, all Josephine really wanted was a nice roast beef sandwich and the last 30 years of her life back

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. After all these years, I still set a plate for my dad every Thanksgiving. Which he eats, because he's still alive. Unlike your shitty dad

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. After all this time, I finally realized the quantum waveform was just the ground eigenstate of the quantum harmonic oscillator. Boy, do I feel stupid!

    By MrMoxie,
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  20. After an 86-year investigation, we’ve concluded that it was actually right-handed moths that ate the painting.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. After an embarrassing series of miscommunications, I finally sent my mom the Dick Van Dyke pics she asked for

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. After an unprecedented 46-year run, the reign of Mayor McCheese came to a tragic conclusion at the McDonaldland Kennel Club dog show

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. After as many husbands as full decades alive, time to say Zsa Zsa Ga-bye

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 334 views

  24. After attributing the success of Flo Rida to his name, Wiz Khonsin and Lil Weezy Anna were determined to take the rap game by storm.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  25. After blowing my nose all week, my face feels like PJ Harvey's first album

    By Rev. Mike,
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