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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Where do I get my ideas? I'm not sure, but they started appearing after I crashed my motorcycle

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  2. They call them "grapefruits" but grapes are already fruits in the first place.

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  3. Where did all these spiders come from? Spider-land?

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  4. Fitness?! More like fitness whole workout routine into my daily schedule!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  5. More like Bang Bang into your drought, am I right California?

    By CiscoKid,
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  6. The red section indicates the period where sales were down, and the ripped section is the portal I climbed through when I was trapped in my computer.

    By Frenchfries,
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  7. You're too old to play with dollies, I don't care if it is the dolly lama

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  8. That hot water bottle isn't so hot. 6/10 I'd say

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  9. I found a piece of cat shit between my toes. Finally, someone to talk to!

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  10. Shrekronomicom and Elvis Cholesterolstello walked into a bar. But only one person walked in

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  11. They call it a forklift, but it can also lift spoons and knives. False advertising!

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  12. I just got back from the doctor. I got in trouble when they told me I have cancer because I thought they said "pants her"

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  13. You might think I have nothing better to do than write catchphrases all day. Well you'd be wrong. I can still masturbate one more time at least

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  14. I can shit with the best of them. Viva la merde!

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  15. He was clever as a fox and as sharp as a tack. The car accident really did a number on him.

    By Frenchfries,
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  16. Step right up, the stairs to outer space only go one way

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  17. We just got the news, Willie Nelson has Farm Aids

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  18. There will never be another bush in the white house unless melania forgets to shave

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  19. Gimme five. No, five dollars for a prostitute! Communication is important

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  20. He had high cholesterol. High as a kite you might say. Kite-lesterol!

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  21. They call them "giant shrimps" but I call them future poop

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  22. Close captioning isn't just for the hearing impaired, it's also for the hairing impaired.

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  23. Every time I think about something in my head, I type it up immediately because otherwise the demons will get me

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  24. It's hard to type when both hands are chained to your ankles. Right, Mayor McCheese?

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  25. You know what really gets my goat? The local goat-napper. Murder, I say

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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