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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When asked if I could break into any safe I said I was like a saltine with rounded edges. A Safe Cracker.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  2. Good News. Crazy News. I have a lot of body hair but none of it is mine.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  3. Some days I can't even make a cup of hot chocolate levitate in the air with my mind.

    By greazey_bob,
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  4. One bird in the hand might be worth two in the bush, but due to hyperinflation, those birds would be more useful as toilet paper, anyway

    By zakkro,
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  5. When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way, unless one of your parents was a werewolf or you're composed of sticks and a rubberband.

    By greazey_bob,
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  6. You can't spell "manslaughter" without "man's laughter", unless you forgot the apostrophe!

    By doucheydog,
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  7. If you like Judge Judy, wait'll you meet Fudge Judy

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. At her annual performance evaluation, the prostitute was given a 'blowing' recommendation.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  9. Welp, that's all she wrote. Another one bites the dust. Best let sleeping dogs lie. Green salami make a saucy meatloaf. Some things never change.

    By greazey_bob,
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  10. I don't know how we're going to get all the bumps off these geese, but thinking about it is giving me chills

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  11. Look pal, I put my pants on everybody else!

    By HawaiiBuckner,   
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  12. In this corner wearing the green trunks, the synchronized swimming team from Iceland are all setting their watches together.

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  13. A weed edible in a bun with mustard and relish, might be familiar to you but it had me asking "What's a pot dog?"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. Sure the charges might say otherwise, but I feel like my genitals definitely got some decent exposure today.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. Horton hears a Who, but does he hear his son at home? Cryin' all night on the bedroom floor. Yes, elephants are renowned for their excellent hearing.

    By Frenchfries,
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  16. Excuse me, Mr. Baker-man, Have you seen my wife, Patty? She's been missing for days. And what's this new treat that's got the local kids so excited?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but my doctor keeps telling me to stop shoving apples up my ass

    By FrannieComstock,
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  18. "Don't knock it before you try it" applies to everything but doors. That's B&E

    By Lytherenth,
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  19. 99 bottles of absinthe on the wall, 99 bottles of absinthe. Take one down, pass it around- holy shit there are snakes on that wall

    By Lytherenth,   
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  20. I often wonder how many licks it would take to get to the center of Dustin Hoffman's dad.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  21. That small chicken strip I ate gave me a toothache. The pain went away, but the chicken is still a little bit tender.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Alone they were powerless, but together they magically form a collection of individuals finding a sense of acceptance and security in a group setting.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. Rubber Ducky your the one, you make....wait where'd you go? Rubber Ducky come down from there! Let's talk this through! Rubs! Noooooo! *Squeak*

    By Frenchfries,
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  24. Don't be surprised if David Lynch changes one or two digits of his bank card password; he's famous for making PIN tweaks

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. This here's our Holy Moly Matrimony 7-layered Heavenly Blessed Burrito & Frito wedding cake, guacamole on the bride.

    By greazey_bob,
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