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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Knock knock, who's there? Penis. Penis who? Shut up, voices in my head

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  2. Phillip Phillips' Phillips-head screwdriver was found in Phillip Phillips' KFC Fill-Up box.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  3. Duck duck goose, punch punch kick, hand hand knife, swipe swipe duck

    By Local Cabal,   
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  4. Yo Ron Weasley, better tell your sister Harry's gonna Slytherin 'dem guts.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. You invite me over just to serve humble pie and crow. How dare you. I'm trying to cut holiday weight!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  6. Parabolic parables and hyperbolic hyperbole. This is my 2017 resolution, give or take.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. Antie Semantic and Uncle Pedantic set out to cruise over the frantic Atlantic, their boat overturned, but they weren't concerned, their own...

    By greazey_bob,   
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  8. I aint about for settling. This aint Far and Away, you aint Tom Cruise and I aint Nicole Kidman. Jeez I wish though right?

    By greazey_bob,
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  9. If you can't stand the heat, get the hell out of my love muffin!

    By StanSitwell,
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  10. We wouldn't have cross fit without Pontius Pilates

    By macshordo,   
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  11. If Hollywood is so unoriginal and obsessed with refreshing old titles, they should give people what they want: closure on the Sloth/Chunk romance.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. The post new topic button is a lot like your mom's ass, you probably shouldn't tap that shit 200 times a week.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Misplacing your placeholder

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. Wham! slam! thank you Lindsay Graham

    By StanSitwell,
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  15. Slimer flies when he's havin' fun!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. If I know one thing... Well, that's not very many things to know at all. I must be some kinda big stupid idiot. Then again, what do I know?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. I Watched "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot" by myself. You might say I was Stallonely. Estelle Getty-motional when I think about it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. Sadly, women will never break that glass ceiling until they figure out how to get their Wonkavators up to speed.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. There Ain't No Cure for the Summertime Blues except AIDs so you might be better off with the Summertime Blues

    By Ryan Riddell,
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  20. Look, I don't want to step on anyone's toes, but this floor is composed entirely of severed human toes.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. If I had a dime for every trombone I've taken to the testicles, I'd have enough to make two phone calls in 1987.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  22. I'm happy to fill your cannoli with some stromboli, if you let me rub my ziti on your titi.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. hey buddy I don't mean to cause a fence to be built between our yards but your dog has been throwing feces at the garage door again

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  24. i tried telling a joke at a dinner party but i wasn't on the invite list. i hate you dianne.

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  25. set up camp to the west of the wall, west of the wall, set up camp, we are the best of them all

    By yodellingwalrus,
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