New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Why do I keep pulling down my pants, you ask? How else do you propose I test Schrödinger's dinger experiment?

   By IRONicmerMAN, January 10, 2017
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2. DO taze me, bro!

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3. Verily I say unto you, he that readeth this catchphrase shall be exalted among his peers, and shall be given everlasting guacamole and corn chips—and

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4. I can feel you coming in the air tonight, keep it in your pants Phil Collins. I thought you said you cant hurry love

   By StanSitwell, January 10, 2017
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5. It's not so much the heat that I can't handle in the kitchen, it's more how I ate a chip directly out of the oven and now my mouth is on fire.

   By Reneenongman, January 10, 2017
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6. Do you miss the Puppy Bowl during the summer? This Augie doggy, get ready for the Corgi Orgy by Petco!

   By IRONicmerMAN, January 10, 2017
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7. Feed the birds, Trump/Pence a bag. Trump/Pence! Trump/Pence! Trump/Pence a bag! CROOKED HILLARY RULES.

   By Reneenongman, January 10, 2017
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8. Nudie mags showin me nude bags and floppy sock fillers

   By yodellingwalrus, January 10, 2017
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9. Noir you see me, Noir you don't. I contemplated this play on words as I sat staring out in to the cold

   By yodellingwalrus, January 10, 2017
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10. Good news, my lactose enzyme pill didn't give me HIV, What I'm saying is my lactaids lacked AIDS.

    By Pat Chaddams, January 10, 2017
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11. In this World we call Life, there is nothing more Here than Now.

    By EnjoysThings, January 10, 2017
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12. Speak softly, and carry a big stick. And also speak at normal volumes. And also set down the big stick sometimes.

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13. Pressing up, up, down, left, a,a, b,b, left, up will automatically allow you to skip to Plugs.

    By ChazFremontIII, January 9, 2017
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14. Don't show up to a game of Bananagrams wearing only your banana hammock. Nobody finds it clever, or appealing.

    By ChazFremontIII, January 9, 2017
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15. Scientists have finally determined that two wrongs, in fact, do make a right. Don't fact check that.

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16. What if the New World Order is real and run by the former WCW's NWO? Hollywood Hogan is omniscient. Omnipotent. Omnipresent.

    By IRONicmerMAN, January 9, 2017
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17. Don’t assume anything. Because “assume” is a word that begins with “ass”, which is what you are.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, January 9, 2017
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18. Please bow your heads while the Reverend Fartswhilepraying delivers his legendary—and hilarious—benediction.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, January 9, 2017
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19. Electricity bullshit or a catchy remake of the song "Signs". You tell me which Tesla is the real genius.

    By IRONicmerMAN, January 9, 2017
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20. Relax, it was all just a dream. Now bite down on this, and bend over. We need to retrieve that dream while it's still fresh.

    By CaptPukeFish, January 9, 2017
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21. Hasta la pasta Erik Estrasta, I've got no time for CHIPs when I'm off to get my fix

    By StanSitwell, January 9, 2017
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22. You betta call your momma to pick you up from soccer practice... because I'm a terrible father and I went out "open mic'ing" with my "boys"

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23. You can pick your nose, and you can pick your butthole, but I don't reccomend going in reverse order.

    By Bronson Magnifico, January 7, 2017
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24. Being uncircumcised means having fleshy event horizon activity on your person.

    By IRONicmerMAN, January 9, 2017
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25. Thanks for cutting the crust off for me, Ma, but if it's all the same, I'm just going to throw this yogurt in the trash.

    By CaptPukeFish, January 9, 2017
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