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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I've heard of me so horny, but miso soup?

    By Football Meatlong,
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  2. JOHN if you tell me to tie my shoes 13 or 14 more times I'm going velcro.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  3. I know I said my phone was like a boring wedding: no reception. But it's more like a dalmatian's wedding: reception's there, but it's pretty spotty.

    By AndrewC,
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  4. Word puzzle of the day: take the 10-letter name of a red giant star that is a homonym of the title of a 1988 Tim Burton movie starring Winona Ryder, d

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. The legendary triumvirate of Beetlejuice, Bloody Mary, and the Diego the Foot Man was shattered in 1977 when Cleveland resident Connie Calderdash only

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. I knew her back when she just wrote murder; no obnoxious comma needed; before the creative writing classes and the booze.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. Betelgeuse, betelgeuse, betelgeuse. And that’s how you summon a red giant star that, if it were to appear, would touch the orbit of Uranus. Giggity.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. I've heard of a Rump Hesitancy, but a Trump Presidency?!

    By CiscoKid,
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  9. Life is but a dream, or if you're Sir Mix-a-Lot, a butt dream.

    By greazey_bob,
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  10. "A Troll in a hole's worth 2 Knolls in a bowl" - Gnome saying

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. But choose wisely, for as the true Grail will bring you life, a false one will draw dicks on you if you pass out.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. I, Scott Aukerman, being of sounds mind and hair, do hereby declare that this is officially, now and forevermore, the last remaining catch phrase....

    By JordanMaywood,
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  13. You haven't lived until you have had Chicken Caviar.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  14. Got a delivery for you . Looks like you ordered a case of The Mondays!?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  15. Jamaican me crazy Botswana get help for this crippling mental issue...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  16. Little known fact. In Britain there exists 1000 pubs for every 1 pubs.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  17. This is the least amusing bouche I've ever had. I expected more from the owner of Frenchie's Place.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. I know they're trying their best to sing for us, but we just can't harem. Pack your wives and go!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  19. I left my heart in San Francisco. If you find it, please return it to the lifeless husk in terminal A at LAX.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  20. You've seen Eminem spittin' fire in 8 Mile. This summer see him shittin' fire in Ate Arby's!

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Do you reject Satan and all his work, including his earlier, more folksy jazzy underground independent shit?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Before you ask - yes its a birthmark, and yes its contagious.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. Help me sir for I am lost angeles

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  24. I went into the composers' locker room and he was just standing there Bach naked.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  25. Alphabetically: Aardvark, Chimpanzee, Dolphin & Zebra #AnimalsI'dFuck

    By Frenchfries,
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