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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I shouldn't keep eating this bread but I'm a gluten for punishment.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  2. OK stop what you doin, cause I'm about to ruin, your 10 year old's perception of Humpty Dumpty

    By Frenchfries,
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  3. Billy on the streets, Dee Williams in the sheets.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. Captain’s log: it’s what I leave in the bathroom after a delicious meal of replicator meatloaf.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 366 views

  5. The theme of this three-theme catchphrase is that it has the word “theme” in it three times.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. There’s a place in France where the ladies wear no pants. It’s called La Maison de la Femmes Sans Pantalons.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. knock knock who's there? pullback pullback who? pullback and reveal

    By tears in the typing pool,
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  8. Somebody once told me, 'Somebody once told me'... it was Steve Harwell of Smashmouth

    By StanSitwell,
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  9. This is a message to Donny Kelly of Saugus: Please stop halting parties for a display of your "Kung Fu Powers" that just ends with you farting on me.

    By Frenchfries,
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  10. Hang on. You want me to Auker, man? But I Gourley know her. I think she'd prefer a Lapkus.

    By Dino Is My Dad,
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  11. That IS a banana in my pocket, but actually I'm surprised to see you.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  12. I Know Why the Nic Cage Bird Sings, by Sir Nicolas Cage

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  13. What? I have an innie. What a strange, strange question. How else would I poop?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  14. People keep talking about Golden Showers, but with the amount of vodka they drink over there they were probably clear showers.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  15. Gargantuan gargoyles gargling goblin seamen

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. The funniest act I've ever seen is that automaton and the bespectacled British musician, "A bot and Costello".

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. actually, Frasier was the name of the doctor. the monster was tossed salad

    By tears in the typing pool,
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  18. 16th-century astronomer Tycho Brahe died from a burst bladder due to holding his urine at a party out of politeness. More of a PSA than a catchphrase.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Whose woods these are I think I know - they're Jodie's woods, right?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end I couldn't hold my bladder.

    By Frenchfries,
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  21. Tropical thunder stole my hamster

    By The Exit-tainer!,   
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  22. So there we were chillin at the bar, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing right in my face! Needless to say, I was sprung.

    By Frenchfries,
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  23. STOMP! Or my mom will shoot The Blue Man Group!

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. ¿Por qué? Porque. ¿Por qué? Porque. ¿Por qué? Porque.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  25. Dammit, Jim—I’m a person doctor, not a ghost doctor. Wait, isn’t Shatner dead?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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