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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline. Since it's a sixth toe, I'm guessing she's born with it.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  2. Spray it, don't say it: the Fireman's creed

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  3. Groovy baby hot on the tail of star trek goddess as most popular boys name of 2017

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  4. Don't call it a comeback. It's a hatchback. You really don't know cars, do you?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  5. I knew the Rock when he was just a pebble.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  6. I sometimes have difficulty reading the "i" in words, so imagine the surprise when my kid's school announced the Annual Recital Event.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. What this orgy needs is less mayonnaise.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. “You can’t always get what you want, unless what you want is corn, in which case you can literally get it at any restaurant in America.” Copyright 201

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. As Albert Einstein once said: “Elsa? Where the hell are my pants!”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. I’ll have the corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn and a wafer-thin slice of cornbread.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. I know you're new here, but swishing and swirling the toilet wine is both unnecessary and redundant.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Sure, but I'm more excited to watch the porn parody: "Young Pope, Dumb Pope, and Full of Cum Pope"

    By Spagnostic,
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  13. Some have iron will, others have intestinal fortitude. I have iron intestins and it hurts to poop.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  14. Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, unless it's to warn me the janitor jizzed in the coffee pot again

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  15. Knitting circles are the only place you can say the word "Darn" without offending the Lord

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  16. I'm going off the rails on a crazy train, and not in a good way, like when a train is retired

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  17. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it admit it has a drinking problem

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  18. The serial killer taunted detectives by leaving a series of "Yo Mama" jokes at the crime scene

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  19. I have a burning desire. desire is my nickname for my lil peen. I have an std

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  20. It's okay to talk to someone about your mental health, you godamned leftie

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the contempt of all the girls at school tomorrow.

    By Frenchfries,
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  22. Think outside the box the size of a mini-fridge

    By timb,
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  23. After an unprecedented 46-year run, the reign of Mayor McCheese came to a tragic conclusion at the McDonaldland Kennel Club dog show

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. A brace of coneys. A cob of corn. A pile of anchovies. And a yo of mammas. This is going to be a fine meal indeed.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. I’m so metal, I’m like Bender’s mom’s only son’s niece’s only uncle.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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