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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My username is hammerboner420 but it appears on here as Alfredo Solis Fuentes, my real name. Need tech support help. Do not say on air.

    By fredsolo,
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  2. I miss those simpler times when Billy Crystal made racism mah-va-lus!

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Sometimes you just have to grit your gums, and accept the consequences of your debilitating teeth gritting habit.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. A mass stigmata... that will show 'em.

    By EricWatson,
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  5. You got Salsa in my Hummus. No you got Hummus in my Salsa. Now introducing Reece's Salsa Hummus Bar. 2 great tastes that go great together.

    By EricWatson,
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  6. Hollywood insiders will tell you that 100 percent of acting is just showing up the casting director.

    By greazey_bob,
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  7. Hey Bill, you're the famous writer and I'm just an editor, but how about "Out, damn spot!" instead of "Come, stain!".

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. When it rains, it pours and when it pours, it floods. Rest in Peace Uncle Tom

    By JustTickleMe,
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  9. How many Boxcar Jones would Boxcar Jones boxcar if Boxcar Jones could boxcar, Jones?

    By EricWatson,
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  10. They say the G spot's a myth. WELL. I've been married so long I say the wet spot's a myth/

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. There once was a man from Old Seifert. A cannon he found meant for tee shirts. He played with the gun, and while he had fun, he was surprised at ...

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  12. White noise helps me fall asleep, but it also has the unfortunate effect of making me much more racist when I wake up.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. Blew my wad too early and now I have no wads left to blow during the wad blowing festival

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. Who is Luke and what did he do to win the moniker for a disappointingly low degree of warm?

    By yrpalfootefoote,
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  15. Welcome to the Empty V Network, the first and only television network dedicated exclusively to barren women.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  16. There’s more than one way to skin a cat, but there’s only one way to cook a cat, and that’s my abuela’s Sopa del Gato con Maiz.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. I tried to pick myself up by my own boot straps but I was wearing Chuck Taylors so all I did was untie my shoes. Fuck you, Horatio Alger.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. A flood of shit by any other name.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. wamping and stomping since 69.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  20. This year's male leads nominated in the category of Best Actor: a bunch of assholes not named Dolph Lundgren. Next year, buddy.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. Perfecting my wipe game is improving my swipe game.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. There can only be one Jedi. Didn’t you guys see Star Wars II: The Quickening?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. If wishes were corn, beggars would have lumpy yellow turds.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. The bagel burglar has struck again. This time she's stolen all our donuts.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  25. When dropping a load make sure your glad hands are disconnected before pulling away.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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