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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I just flew into America, and boy are my arms Christian!

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. I'm the Captain Pukefish now.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Welcomedy Back Back

    By LukeWhittingham,
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  4. This milk's a lot like the ending to The Usual Suspects that one time I looked it up on IMDB - spoiled

    By Master Cylinder,
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  5. Cocker spaniel?! I hardly know her spaniel!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  6. Stuart Little got a blowjob in his little RC car. Now that's what I call getting "rodent-head".

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. Did Willie Nelson not get the memo about the amount of country allowed for old men?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. When life gives you marmals, make marmalade.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. Yes, she takes the D train to Browntown, and no, she doesn't do anal. What an odd line of questioning.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but there ain't no rule that says a dog can't play basketball.

    By MarkDowling,   
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  11. Temper your excitement. This is no different than when that geologist invited me over to look at her 'cleavage'.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  12. Hey everybody indeed, my name is Doug and I love what the fuckers, what the fuckbodies, what the fuckarinos, humanoids.

    By fbihop,
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  13. We apologize for the typo in our brochure, but we hope you'll enjoy your stay here at Parasite Island nonetheless

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Once you been pigeon-holed as a birdbrain it's hard to go brawk.

    By greazey_bob,
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  15. There once was an ugly duckling, it developed a complex and lived alone in the woods with a bunch of cats. Even the cats think he's ugly.

    By Bigsmak,
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  16. For some reason, ticket sales have only increased since our specimen of Panthera pardus suffered irreparable hearing loss

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Here's an interesting fact about Canada's political system. Ha ha, just kidding

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Where did Mr. Fluffypants go? He went to the place that all cats go when they die, honey. The big freezer in the basement

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. Fun fact, Mother Teresa is burning in hell for all eternity

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. If my diet book is to believed, Donald Trump wasn't always an orange turd. He used to be undigested food paired with medications high in beta-carotene

    By Frenchfries,
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  21. I like my women like I like my coffee, iced and then later discarded in the dumpster behind the cryogenics lab.

    By Frenchfries,
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  22. Please turn to Second Heynongians, Chapter 17, verse 18: “And so it came to pass that after the applause receded, Jason the Beloved did host the show

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. It was so quiet, you could hear a Kurt Russell.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. I opened the Dutch Oven restaurant to celebrate my ancestry and cooking pot meals. So far, business hasn't been booming.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  25. I just got Hervé Villechaize inked on my shoulder. It's my Tattoo tattoo.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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