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1. Oh, what a day it was. The sun was shining. The birds were chirping. The moon was there for some reason. What is happening? Are these the end times?

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2. Since the Inauguration, Obama is getting the comparative respect that he deserves: being an adult.

   By IRONicmerMAN, February 1, 2017
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3. They may take our lives, but they'll never take R. Kelly!

   By Shampoodler, February 1, 2017
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4. Is it a crime to rhyme crime with rhyme? I'm being told that is and so I'm going to jail now. Bye, everybody.

   By fredsolo, February 1, 2017
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5. My mind says no but my body says you can save 50% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico

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6. Hey Obama, want a job at Earwolf? The only catch is you'll have to call ME "mister president"!

   By Dale Cooper Black, January 31, 2017
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7. As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives and I'm like, leave some for the rest of us, buddy!

   By Dale Cooper Black, January 31, 2017
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8. My neighbor was working in his garden the other day and died. Nobody knows what really happened, but the coroner said it was probably just his thyme.

   By BroccoLily Rabe, January 31, 2017
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9. For someone that's never seen Annie I sure am a big fan of procrastination.

   By BroccoLily Rabe, January 31, 2017
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10. And in response to your allegations, I'm not glued to my TV set all day, it's a Velcro harness and I take it off for naps.

    By greazey_bob, January 31, 2017   

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11. The creepiest pasta I've had was Italian dinner with my future in-laws after we told them I got their daughter pregnant. Now that's a spicy meatball.

    By IRONicmerMAN, January 31, 2017
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12. And the Grammy for Best Rapper goes to...the Rapper's Delight Grammy from The Wedding Singer.

    By Mister Malaka, January 31, 2017
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13. They say there's still a pile of discarded muppets in old man Henson's fuck garage.

    By Shampoodler, January 31, 2017
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14. The world doesn't owe you any flavors

    By Dale Cooper Black, January 31, 2017
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15. i'd rather live in the streets than die in the sheets

    By AsianSteev, January 31, 2017
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16. E pluribus poon.

    By IRONicmerMAN, January 31, 2017
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17. Please turn to First Heynongians, Chapter 7, Verse 13: “And it came to pass that the walls of the studio were besieged by the idolatrous Auckerites, a

    By Colfax McLiverneck, January 30, 2017
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18. My name is Scotty Auk, and I'm totally dope. I like to shake my little tush for the new, young pope.

    By bullgooseloon, January 31, 2017
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19. Call me old-fashioned, but I I've always liked the combination of a little bourbon, bitters, and sugar.

    By ChazFremontIII, January 31, 2017
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20. The Hills Have Kind Eyes

    By CaptPukeFish, January 31, 2017
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21. Pickle the pigs feet and fill my bowl. I wanna get sauced in your chicken gumbo and forget to pay

    By Jon Onyx, January 31, 2017
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22. If we learned anything from the 1970s it's that a good high-collared cape suit can take you a long, long way.

    By greazey_bob, January 30, 2017
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23. Please turn to Second Heynongians, Chapter 42, Verse 1: “Verily, I say unto thee, he that findeth the tang, and slayeth it, shall be exalted among his

    By Colfax McLiverneck, January 30, 2017
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24. While I also don't see nothin' wrong with a little bump and grind, I do see something wrong with doing your laundry afterwards.

    By IRONicmerMAN, January 30, 2017
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25. You can lead some whores to water for far less than you think

    By KrangkaDelic, January 30, 2017
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