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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In order to recruit more millennials, the Navy has renamed Fleet Week as On Fleek Week. No diggity.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  2. Cuttlefish have the ability to camouflage themselves in any nearly environment. Right now mine is disguised as a plate of deep-fried nuggets

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. I’d like to confess something. Let me start by introducing myself. Hello. I’m Curiosity J. Catmurderson.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. The Captain’s log. Fascinating. Just as I imagined it, but a bit stinkier, and with more corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. WWDWD...What Would Dalton Wilcox Do?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  6. Let's cut to the Chase. Smash cut. Close up camera shot of Vincent Chase's face. Slowly pan out. Classic Vinny smile.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  7. And you will know us by the trail of glow-in-the-dark prophylactics.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Ensign Cornwall...replace that I with an S, and the T with an O. Make it so.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Clifton Cockrell corned a can of Cornish cow; a can of Cornish cow Clifton Cockrell corned. If Clifton Cockrell corned a can of Cornish cow, where’s t

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. What’s up, Jimmy? Still cracking corn, I see. You do realize that no one cares, right?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Like my mom always said, "cleanliness is next to GODDAMNIT I JUST MOPPED IN HERE!"

    By KevinJeffrey,
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  12. After doing a complete chemical analysis, it was really glucose to call.

    By TimothyMcAleer,
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  13. A warm smile is the universal language of kindness and a serious indicator of a problematic fever. Get that checked out

    By LesterPipps,
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  14. Happy Birthday!? No, today's the day I remember my placenta, mom. Never Forget.

    By LesterPipps,
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  15. It's extraordinary what the human spirit can endure when face-to-face with perfect evil, aka lunch at Grandma Ruthie's.

    By greazey_bob,
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  16. Cedric The Entertainer entertained Larry The Cable Guy's cable guy.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  17. I have a lust for life. I also have a lust for chicken and waffles. One lust is really hamstringing the other.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  18. The Lust Jedi??? Get your furry little Ewok dicks out!

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. To whoever lobbed this can of corn into my cubicle and broke my collarbone: I love you and hate you at the same time.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. If you say “noice” one more time I’m going to smile uncomfortably and then imagine you being killed by a falling piano.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Baa, Baa, black sheep, have you any yummy corn? Why yes I do, handsome sire—three scrotes full and shorn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. This episode is also brought to you by Howard the Duck 2: Unleash The Quacken

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  23. If you substitute the "i" with "w,o" and the "t" with "r,s,e", all you're doing is making it worse.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. Following sanitization and insertion, if you are comfortable with the fit of your Freedom Probe, you may now recite the designated catchphrase.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. Boy did those oafs get it wrong when they named him Barron Trump. They should have named him Nice Handsome Young Gentleman Trump. Love that guy.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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