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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A jersey suntan is worth a jew in my bush

    By IngmarTurdman,
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    • 232 views

  2. Smash cut to the Smashing Pumpkins actually smashing pumpkins, accompanied by Corgan on the organ.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 2 replies
    • 770 views

  3. If I learned one thing in culinary school it's that indecent exposure is a Class 2 misdemeanor.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 324 views

  4. First, I was afraid I was petrified... Then I realized my leg had only fallen asleep.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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    • 797 views

  5. I've been told that the secret of a successful egg farmer is to never count your baskets before supper.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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    • 783 views

  6. I'd love to say this shows for the fans, But it's not, it's all for me.. me me me

    By Bigsmak,
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    • 329 views

  7. Turn dat fan on and turn around, Dat Phan, so I can get turned on by dat ass!

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 398 views

  8. Trust the process, ditch the bra sis

    By Local Cabal,
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    • 420 views

  9. quit brotestin y'big stupid dummys!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 364 views

  10. Clark Gable sent a cable to fabled Able Mable which read: roll in the hay in a stable or on a table?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 325 views

  11. Pluralise your rural guise by telling lies to country guys

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 322 views

  12. Hi I'm Scott Aukerman and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang and state law requires me to inform you that I'm a registered sex offender.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 315 views

  13. I WILL CUT YOU, you moderately hard-to-open package of double-A batteries.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 279 views

  14. Coming soon to an extra-large theater near you—Whalenado: Ghost Blubber in the Sky

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 311 views

  15. One in the tickled pink. Two in the pickled stink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 318 views

  16. You'll never know what the baby does, when the baby crawls out of the cupboard

    By HeynongTheMan,
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    • 197 views

  17. Will the owner of Elizabethan horse carriage vanity plate "I B Joustin" please make haste to the stables, your torches are ablaze.

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 363 views

  18. I am the lemon merchant.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 304 views

  19. Whaa happened, hotdog?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 320 views

  20. Ringo killed my baby.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 290 views

  21. What do you mean, Miranda Rights?! I thought Carrie was the writer on the show.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 309 views

  22. New phone, who dis?!?! Oh...hi, mom. Yeah, I got the card you sent. Thanks.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
    • 0 replies
    • 398 views

  23. Paul F. Tomp-kins? We're not even Paul F. Tomp-friends!

    By bullgooseloon,
    • 0 replies
    • 274 views

  24. Well my name is rappin' Trump and I'm here to say that Frederick Douglass is in the NBA.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 308 views

  25. I left my heart in San Francisco. Unfortunate for the patient, for the transplant was time-sensitive & now his chances of survival are slim to none

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 340 views
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