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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. That time me and a clown shook our dicks at eachother was the original gender reveal party.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. In the beginning was the bird, and the bird was with God, and the bird was the word, and everyone had heard about the bird.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Matty communicated to Hatty her concern about the overly hirsute intact adult male bovine.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. I’ve gotta tell you, Judy—if your idea of a disguise is just glasses, this bank probably ain’t gonna get robbed today.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Carpe diem? Well, they best way is carp per diem. Cooked right, I could eat those fillets all day.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  6. who's going to join my dirty protest against Trump?!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. The notion of Billy Ocean putting lotion on his toes is so appealing it has me reeling towards the ceiling, what a feeling!

    By scottandwtb,
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  8. It's lit, Heynong fam!

    By BenjaminAllen,
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  9. And those times when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, I was on your shoulders flashing my tits and giving your mother the finger.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. You think you can just keep the areas in which you masturbate a secret? Seriously, where do you get off?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. Looks like we can chalk another one up to good ole fashioned chalk usage.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. I am the watcher on the walls, I am the fire that burns against the cold, and oh man I am the guy who just ripped ass while taking his vows. My B guys

    By Frenchfries,
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  13. Who has two thumbs and just got two new prosthetic thumbs? This guy.

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a dozen apples a day, shot out of my snatch, makes me a big sensation on a little known korean fetish site

    By Guest Michele Bachmann's Toy Boy,
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  15. Fun fact: drinking half a bottle of shampoo makes you very ill, and makes the cute blonde doctor working the graveyard shift at the emergency room...

    By Guest Michele Bachmann's Toy Boy,
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  16. A leopard can’t change it’s spots, but I just used my BeDazzler to add a whole bunch of new ones, and now I’m left with a very bloody and...

    By Guest Michele Bachmann's Toy Boy,
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  17. Queen Latifa spelled backwards is queef latina.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. Tonight on Breaking Good: Drug kingpin Walter Black takes another step closer to becoming a high school teacher

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. Hell, I can barely get a flashlight in there, much less a book.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Let’s talk about the elephant in the room and how it got into my pajamas.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Hey, Low! Hey, High! Who's in the middle?

    By LaurentFromFrance,
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  22. Listen, your technique lacks preparation. First get all your ducks in a row and THEN stick them up your gaping asshole.

    By Frenchfries,
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  23. I knew my memoir Huey Lewis Blew Us would be labeled fake news by The News, but I'm just workin for a living to pay for these new drugs!

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. Curry is delicious. Iowa is interesting. Yo mamma turned me down.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Pre-diabetic, post-diuretic, semi-flammable and 100 percent dedicated to licking all the world's dirty dishes dry.

    By greazey_bob,
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