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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Stop spooning my girlfriends or I'm going to fork you up.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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    • 380 views

  2. There's a hamster in my hamper. Call the fire department again.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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    • 373 views

  3. Drop kick Murphy Brown

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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    • 321 views

  4. Don't drink bleach on a beach, or at anytime.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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    • 390 views

  5. well I can recite American Pie to it's 50th decibel

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 375 views

  6. Therapy ain't do nothing for me brother, I solve my problems with a hammer and way too much superglue

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 391 views

  7. see? you have tasted your own dick before

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 331 views

  8. My favorite dish is also my favorite pair of TV shows from the 70s: Fish and CHiPS

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 302 views

  9. I'm getting too superannuated for this fecal material.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 298 views

  10. Is it hot in here or is it just me menses beginning to pause?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 300 views

  11. I'm low in the saddle. Long in the tooth. Worn at the britches. And cliched to boot.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 315 views

  12. Make Comedy Bang Bang Comedy DeathRay again.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 419 views

  13. A sphere is perfectly round object in three dimensional space that when combined with a second sphere becomes a nice pair of ta-tas.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 403 views

  14. Don't put all of your eggs in one basket. Unless you only have one egg. Then, I strongly encourage you to put all your eggs in one basket.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 334 views

  15. For Dummies books serve two purposes: they teach me, and they shame me, fulfilling a certain masochistic desire.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 314 views

  16. The Last Jedi is a terrible name for an ice cream snack. Connie, can you set up a new meeting with marketing for 3:00 today?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 332 views

  17. Man cannot live by corn alone. Believe me, I’ve tried. On the upside, it makes your turds look hilarious.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 309 views

  18. “Daddy, what’s a Jamaican Bobsled?” asked little Scotty. “Go ask your Uncle Hot Charlie,” his father answered knowingly.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 377 views

  19. The Last Jedi? More like the Last Jed, Aye?: The Beverly Seabillies and the Curse of the Black Gold

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 317 views

  20. actually, Frankenstein was the name of the doctor. the real monster was capitalism

    By tears in the typing pool,
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  21. Turndown for what? Well, Lil Jon, it's service to make sure the next guest has clean linens for their stay.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 317 views

  22. Some guys want to scratch and sniff her, but I just want to hug and kiss her

    By PurpleReagan,
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    • 476 views

  23. Warning: Listening to this podcast will give you a boner the size of a Jamaican bobsled

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 580 views

  24. She sells seashells down by...ah, you get it. Shelly has a pretty terrible business model.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 353 views

  25. I accidentally bought fifty-four dollars worth of chocolate.

    By EricWatson,
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    • 237 views
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