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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’m a cowboy. On a steel horse I ride. I’m wanted by the Bakersfield Super Walmart for shoplifting Star Wars LEGOs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. They say drowning is the worst way to die. I say it's drowning in piss.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Dear diary, Scott read my catchphrase today and it made me cry. Why do i let him use me? Prom in 3 weeks, so we'll see.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. Keep it in your pants Muffin Man. I don't know you like that.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. Look on the Mr. Brightside of things, at least she touched your chest.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  6. All the Pervs down in Pervs-ville liked Christmas alot, they'd all line up to watch Curvy Jenny Pervy donning her christmas stocks.

    By Frenchfries,
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  7. I like the show Rectified. It's a lot like Justified but he's a rogue proctologist.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. With divisive federal political rhetoric tearing the country apart, missed is the pivotal student council battle at Alaska's Far North school.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  9. Crikey sir! It appears your crocodile has got a knife it isn't a knife this is a crocodile

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. If it looks like a duck, you should probably consult two more senses—perhaps hearing and taste—before you conclude that it actually is a duck.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. A long time ago, in a cornfield far, far away, a hoedown went way, way too far with the whole hoe thing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Granny McLiverneck’s banana cornbread recipe is classified. Please stop asking.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. I see London, I see France, I'm in the chunnel of course

    By BRich,
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  14. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack is touching a stranger's...CHEST. Now, he takes off her dress. Now, let me go.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  15. Barenaked Ladies is my favorite band

    By yeezy-does-it,
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  16. He had finally tapped into what the fans truly wanted. A source of electricty to keep them powered. ALL. DAY. LONG.

    By Frenchfries,
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  17. We all had seen this prank before, the ole snake in a can. But something felt different, perhaps it was the sensation of having my dick in a can.

    By Frenchfries,
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  18. Aging stoner with raging boners. Looks like I'm in for one heck of a weekend.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  19. Terry Duckworth fairly sucks, yurp.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Mom I already told you, I'm moving to Vegas to make buku bucks as a male stripper. Then I'll bail your side piece out of jail and help smuggle him int

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  21. Sorry Mr. T, Star Wars Episode VIII my balls already.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. Been searching all my life for a girl that can move her tongue into a figure-8 because you know, sex stuff, but also she's a witch that should be...

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. My spirit animal is a Phoenix primarily because of the beauty of its feathers but there's also that arson thing I can't quite seem to shake

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. When I graduated high school I was voted most likely to read listener catchphrases at the start of my podcast.

    By Frenchfries,
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  25. Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder, but what should I do with all these bee keeper's eyes?

    By Football Meatlong,
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