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1. Captain’s log: Doctor McCoy is very close to diagnosing Ensign Shapely’s mysterious condition—but it seems that he can’t see de forest for de trees.

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2. Honoré de Balzac, brilliant French playwright and novelist. Henry the Ballsack, American purveyor of right-wing novelties.

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3. McCoy smiles wryly as Spock shows a hint of emotion. Spock gives unironic thumbs up as he is lowered into vat of molten steel.

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4. It's a waste not to taste, so have a sliver of liver pate today

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5. Alligators live in swamps and chocodiles in packing at the gas station. That's the main difference.

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6. Whiten my teeth, bleach my butt... Whiten my teeth, bleach my butt... This peroxide gotta go somewhere!

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7. When I think about the infinite coincidences that had to come together in the universe to bring us to this point in human history on Earth...

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8. When I became a man, I put away my childish things, but when I became a lady-boy, that's when the real money started coming in.

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9. Fuck this bullshit, screw these cow patties, fellate those petrified donkey dicks, your time to beat is 27 seconds, the whole wide world is watching.

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10. But a sentence shall be devoid if started with a conjunction! This is madness Frederick

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11. I dared Timmy to break into his neighbor's glass house, but he didn't have the stones for it.

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12. I just took a Donald Trump in Mike Pence.

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13. My socks are too tight. I guess I should get new ones. They should be looser. #HaikuOfTheBanal

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14. I guess the bloom's gone off that onion.

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15. It's not easy being a stay-at-home mom, but for someone like me - a homeless man with no children - its nearly impossible.

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16. My name is Luka. I live on the second floor. Please turn your stereo down.

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17. Jesus Christ. That's Jason Bourne's scrotum.

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18. The phone lines are open, but keep in mind this show is pre-recorded.

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19. In case of fire: stop, drop and roll. In case of spitting fire: stop, drop, shut 'em down, open up shop.

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20. Oh, hello there. I'm popular podcast purveyor Scott Aukerman and I'd like to talk to you about feline chlamydia. That's right, Cat Clap.

    By ChazFremontIII, January 10, 2017
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21. watchagonnadowithalldatTrump alldatTrump up in yo whitehouse?

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22. Yo mamma is so ugly, you’ve got to hang a piece of bacon around her neck to get cannibalistic pigs to play with her.

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23. In the beginning was the Word, and then in 1986 there was Cameo’s Word Up, which was much catchier than just plain Word.

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24. Hailing from Krypton, Blue the bull had powers that made jumping over the moon easy. What wouldn't be easy is telling Moo-is Lane that he loved her.

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25. Damn it Jim, I'm a dog tagger not a doctor.

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