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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I apologize for my nervous tick, but he had a really traumatic childhood.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 302 views

  2. Well my name is rapping Scott and I'm here to say, I'm out of the closet now, I'm super fuckin' gay

    By CiscoKid,
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    • 451 views

  3. 16 plus dolphin equals treehouse

    By ImDevinAnderson,
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  4. Does the Pope shit in the woods?

    By ImDevinAnderson,
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  5. old man looks at his wife *pause-2-3-4* - it could happen!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. The following is an audiobook written and narrated by Scott Aukerman. Chapter 1: The Worst Episode Of 2017.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. God grant me the serenity to change my underoos daily, the courage to try new hot sauce even if it’s called Facemelter Bigelow’s Five-Alarm Pain Dip,

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Prayer-warriors mobilize! This chicken-fried steak ain’t gonna resurrect itself.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 1 reply
    • 455 views

  9. That guy's a real has-been, in that he has-been sleeping with my wife.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 338 views

  10. Having caught the tiger by his toe, Moe waited patiently for the surprised vocalization and easy, recurring payday.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 470 views

  11. Nonsensical nonshmensical. All catchphrases matter. Now give me all your corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 360 views

  12. hash tag harsh: your schtep-mom's schlizz be like a marsh

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. I've weighed the pros and cons. 11 pounds to 16 pounds. Congratulations to the winner.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 355 views

  14. I got 88 problems but time travel ain't one. 　 I got 42 problems but the meaning of life ain't one.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 375 views

  15. I'm starting a B52's cover band called "Love Shed."

    By JordanMaywood,
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  16. As far as I am concerned the only "rescue" animals are Chip & Dale and the rest of the Rescue Rangers.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 388 views

  17. Hawaiian Punch is fine but I much prefer Delawarean Punch

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 308 views

  18. They said my pill to make you deaf to the sounds of laughter would never work but whose laughing now!?

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 319 views

  19. Slow but steady wins the race war

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 361 views

  20. Car crash sound

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  21. My uncle owns a private security company called Guard Dammit.

    By SirVizzle,
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  22. Bingo may have been his name-o, but I'm pretty sure Charades was his game-o.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. Don't assui things. When you assui you make an ass out of you and I.

    By Lonely Shark,
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  24. I like my women, like I like my coffee. I'm just saying they're both things that I like.

    By Lonely Shark,
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    • 209 views

  25. I don't care if I never get back. I guess I live at the ball game now.

    By Lonely Shark,
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    • 191 views
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