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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Though I'm not convinced the Pangea supercontinent existed, I imagine what life would be like if Florida were actually ripped from our land...

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  2. I know. Killing the mother bear in that fist fight assured those cubs' survival. Let's talk about later. Your 9th birthday. The ChuckECheese incident.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. In 2017, the most popular safe word is sure to be MAGA.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. I won't tell you about the slightly taller building right now. It's another story altogether.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  5. I was about to call you SONY but I know shouldn't stereotype.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  6. Now that turd-year 2016 is over, 2017 is going to be huge. 'Uge, if you will. And if you won't, then you WILL get a visit from Big Brother.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. Holy frijoles is the secret to Papal guacamole.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  8. A violent, lurid abomination that manages to be an affront to god, nature, and man. Parents will enjoy it too. Three and a half stars.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. Dad used to take me behind the woodshed a lot when I was young. Yep, watchin dad read porns and drink whiskey behind the woodshed. Those were the days

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. I dont mean to wax philosophical but does Madame Tussaud have a statute of Aristotle?

    By Jon Onyx,
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  11. Mum's the word at the start of this sentence

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Pepe Le Pew? More like Pepe Le Jew Hating Frog. That anti-semitic amphibian has tricked me for the last time!

    By Spagnostic,
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  13. I don't understand why everyone seems to be mad at Pepe the Frog. He's alt-right by me!

    By Spagnostic,
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  14. I dont want to be that guy, but isn't dr Frankenstein the real monster?

    By SSN,
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  15. And now, a moment of silence for anyone that hits MUTE during the reading of this catchphrase.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. That's me outside your window, lurking in the tall grass in my Bugle Boy cut-offs. Morning will come soon.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. Throwing rubber chickens at the grieving families of the great rubber chicken factory massacre is not funny.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. Oh those end times, those laffy-taffy shaking end times.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. He never let them see him sweat. But when he died, they found dozens of barrels of sweat hidden in his basement, so who the fuck knows.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. We shall settle this as they did in the before times, as the sacred scrolls mandate - drunk frisbee golf.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. Dammit uncle Frank, If you're not going to take the ceremony seriously then get your panties out of the crock pot and give me back my dentures.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. I want that happy guy taken care of, see. That's right, I want to nail fun Gus.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. Watch me trot. Watch me neigh neigh.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  24. Why is it always "Attorney at Law"? Can you be an "Attorney at Hamburgers" and if so sign me up!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  25. Back in my day Buzzfeed was mixing in some coffee beans with the grain we gave our livestock!

    By JordanMaywood,
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