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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Roses are red, violets are glorious, never sneak up on Oscar Pistorius

    By nutbuster69,
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  2. Prostitution is the original paywall.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. In the streets they call me Scotty2Hotty, I'm a respectable woman and got a bangin' ass body

    By CiscoKid,
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  4. Ok Google, close New Catchphrase Suggestions and search for "World's Hairiest Nipples".

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Welcome to CBB, I'm DTF A.S.A.P.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Catchphrases are like assholes

    By StanSitwell,
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  7. Be careful around predatory wasps. When they're after you, they'll leave you broke and with a stinger in your ass.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  8. Mars bars are great. The company is really pushing NASA for settlement on the planet because of mining and shipping costs.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  9. I'll show you a brown note. Watch me fart on this snare drum.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  10. Announcing the Pantone Color of the Year: Poop!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  11. The Mayans did it, the Aztecs did it—even educated Olmecs did it. Let's do it. Let's grow some corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. If auld langed syne and syne never langed back, does that mean he forgot?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Ring around the butthole, a pocket full of corned beef, licorice, peanuts, we all order nachos.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Maybe we're all overreacting and President Showbiz will actually make things fun again. I'm already talking in circles and using elementary English!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  15. Before this orgy ends, let's take a moment to remember all those who came before us.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  16. The East Coast-West Coast rap rivalry is over. It's now North-South, with Montana just ahead of Arkansas for rap supremacy. Billings in the house!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  17. i for one welcome this new batch of not-so-superstars.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Happy wife, happy life; funny smell, Norman Fell

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. An anagram for "catchphrase" is "parsec hatch", which could mean Comedy Bang! Bang! has figured out warp travel.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. this catchphrase is a spaghetti junction of misunderstandings while I a-spy atop an overlooking hillock; gurgling with giddy snickers

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. The arrow had tons of material on flying, piercing, and puncturing, but his jokes weren't landing with his target audience.

    By Frenchfries,
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  22. I didn't choose to co-host this show about shoes,the host of Shoe Show Coast to Coast chose me, and chose my shoes! Now here's your host, Shloewst!!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to itch and that rash will spread!

    By DorkyButCool,
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  24. People think it's so great when caterpillars turn into butterflies. Not me! I'm tired of this PC culture and I think butterflies are the gross ones!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  25. You wanna know what leaves a bad taste in my mouth? Leaves. Eating leaves.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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