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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I got three pounds of slab bacon, two pounds of Prosciutto di Parma and a leg of Iberico for $46.99, free shipping with Hamazon Prime

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  2. I got 99 catchphrases but "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" ain't one

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Trembling with anticipation is a symptom of bird flu

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  4. If you have unwisely allowed angry ball of fire in sky to scorch your naked nape, you might be alive. Nice to meet you. Here's a jelly bean.

    By greazey_bob,
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  5. Life goes by in the blink of an eye. One minute you're a kid who tortures cats in the backyard, the next minute you're president of the United States

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. Spy Kids II on DVD and video.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  7. Chip's a whore!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. FORK!

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  9. Just flew in from The Women's Morch in Oireland and boy are my accents subpar at best.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Voluptuous vixens from Venezuela venture to Virginia in an effort to vindicate Vira Wang and Vladimir Putin.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  11. This just in Mick Jagger is haveing robotic augmentation surgery. An will henceforth be know as Mick Jaeger, or Mr. Robotmick for short.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  12. Just like a street fighter in the bathroom I'M POOPIN

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  13. I'd ask Jeeves, but that Yahoo! is AOL in Alta-Vista for the weekend.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. I'm cool and responsible - like a Canadian hospital.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Shouldn't Magneto's arch-nemesis be William "The Refrigerator" Perry?

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  16. Is America great again yet?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Failure Unlocked (As a country, elect a reality star to the highest office)

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  18. It's not delivery, it's depression

    By PurpleReagan,
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  19. You can call me flippy, you can call me floppy, but don't call me slippy-sloppy!

    By NicholasRue,
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  20. Dear MTV, I wish to complain about one of your products. I recently tried a tub of your popcorn. It was very hard to eat and seemed overall worthless

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. Good job hiding your accent, Undercover Cockney, but the only person you need to say "Hello Governor" to is Jesse "The Body" Ventura.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. R.I.P. Van Winkle.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. "Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions – on a sesame seed bun." How's my new Tinder bio?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  24. I'm from Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan and I've never won an Emmy. What are the odds?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. This church potluck is officially a fiasco. Low points? Doreen's so-called sweet pickle relish, and Reverend Coleman pushing those kids off the roof

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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