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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain, but Jabba the Hutt likes it mostly in his butt

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. What’s up, tubular cured emulsion of mechanically separated chicken, pork, water, corn syrup, and sodium nitrate?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Just one in a long line of country music stars with two first names, Toby Keith slowly faded away as his bass boat sailed for the Grey Havens.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. We’ll doggone—I ain’t seen you in a month of Sundays, my beloved canine pet that ran away approximately 30 weeks ago.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. The good news is we figured out how to clone a human. The bad news is it's John Larroquette

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. It's time to pucker-up, buttercup, because that fucker, Zuckerberg, put Smuckers jelly on his Fuddruckers burger.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  7. Alt-right Seinfeld says what's the deal with the erosion of our traditional Judeo-Christian values I mean have you SEEN Bee Movie?

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. My neck. My back. My...insurance should cover the chiropractor bill, but let me know about any copay.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  9. I bought sweeties; hence: diabetes

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. It's like some sorta Occam's Razor Rube Goldberg Pocket Universe Paradox Machine.

    By EricWatson,
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  11. I can't wait for the Admiral Ackbar solo movie.

    By EricWatson,
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  12. Oligarchs Unite!!!

    By EricWatson,
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  13. Moses supposes his mitosis is roses but Moses supposes erroneously.

    By EricWatson,
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  14. Let me mansplain my vasectomy to you.

    By EricWatson,
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  15. Opposable thumbs sound great in theory, but all mine want to do is keep wrestling each other.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. What's downward facing dog, hot yoga?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  17. I haven't gotten a bloody nose in a while. Maybe they caught the guy that was mailing them to me.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. Fortune favors the bold, but Vegas is still showing the bold as seven and a half point underdogs to the privileged and gifted.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. If you're not a Smurf, you shouldn't be using the S-word

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. It's one pump, two pump, red pump, blue pump. If the jams aren't pumped up, contact your local jam provider.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  21. Earth is easily in my top 3 favorite planets

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  22. I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do is make erotic bookmarks

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  23. if Leslie Nielsen watched X-files with no lights on, he'd be a bare naked gun 33 1/3

    By RodneyWaberField,
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  24. Kenan and Kel, very underrated

    By RodneyWaberField,
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  25. and I would've forgotten away with it too, if it weren't for your memorizing tips

    By RodneyWaberField,
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