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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You're a shit bridge player, Judy, but goddammit you make a fine vodka casserole.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. I have been told I look exactly like Bradd Pitt in an orgy... I could be his Doppelgangbanger

    By JordanMaywood,
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  3. Dogfish eat smaller fish but Snoop Doggfish eat seaWEED.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  4. I only use ATM brand Automatic Teller Machines.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  5. I have never been in a Sweat Lodge but I have enjoyed a Sweat American Craftsmen Bungalow.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. Nail Bottomed Fish hate Hammer Head Sharks.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. Yes, I said 'cheese and crackers'. Jesus Christ, do you have a hearing problem?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  8. She really wore her heart on her sleeve. Which is what most likely led to her massive blood loss and eventual death.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  9. My Life was great. Until I left it sitting in the milk too long.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  10. R.I.P. Mr. Garrett from Alternative Facts of Life.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. And lo, as though it were manifest destiny, my cheeks did spread from one edge of the bowl until t'other

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  12. Ceiling cat is watching you skin that cat using a technique that departs from than the traditionally-accepted method of skinning cats.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. A bird in the hand is worth two in Eugene Levy’s eyebrows.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. The Edge's ledger details wedgiee and wedgier

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Spry autistic children regretfully engaged in armed rubbery rubbery arms my arms are rubber

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Trigonometrically speaking the bridge was engineered to perfection, yo mama's weight was the sole reason for the collapse

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  17. All I needed was a plain cake. The icing on the cake was just icing on the cake

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Here I cop, broken hearted, at the mall and just Paul Blarted

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  19. You've heard of a triple threat, and a double fudge ripple threat, but we're what's known in the industry as pure twisted bloody nipple sweat.

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. How many roads must a road contain before you call it a road?

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  21. It's hard to stop a train

    By MrMoxie,
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  22. You can't stop this funky bus of funk

    By MrMoxie,
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  23. Wake me up before you Fro-do, gotta take The One Ring back to Mo-do.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. I ain't never ran from nothing but the police, and by the police I mean the 80's band the police... they're creepy.

    By dad-of-ghost-son,
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  25. The mythical Red Yeti ate all our spaghetti

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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