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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Coming 2 America"? Call me when they're "Cumming 4 America"!

    By RecordingArtistPeterGabriel,
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  2. "Completely embarrassing and low in calories!"

    By Kenny J,
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    • 487 views

  3. "Congratulations you played yourself." said DJ Khaled to the player piano.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. "Corn." --Colfax McLiverneck

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 396 views

  5. "Craig's List," "Smaig's List...." I can't decide which is better.

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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    • 570 views

  6. "Creak, slam, sit!"

    By fredfrances,
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  7. "Criss Cross'll make ya jump jump, Daddy Mac'll make ya jump jump, Scott Auk-erman'll make ya laugh laugh"

    By BagguhMcGuirk,
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  8. "Cruel to be Kind". Richard Kind, that is! And by "cruel" I mean, "must be nice!"

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 286 views

  9. "Cum in my hand, Poo if I scream," that's the real story of Paul Revere's Ride.

    By 10Dads,
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  10. "Cut yourself some slack" would be my go-to joke if I were a hangman.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 417 views

  11. "DAAMMMNNN GINAAA...written by Martin Lawrence"

    By stk,
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  12. "Dad, wanna go to the big Boz Scaggs concert on friday?!" "Son, you know what I always say," Jeff replied. "Yeah yeah...'God Hates Boz Scaggs,'"

    By deadmimewalking,   
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  13. "Damn it man the gosling's have mutated!"

    By Haze,
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    • 770 views

  14. "Damn straight I'm a potty mouth", he said with a shit eating grin.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  15. "Dan Marino 911" is great but i do prefer the American version "Dan Sailor Moon" better

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 212 views

  16. "Dear Cyndi Lauper: eat a packet of my shit." - signed: everyone at the party

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 349 views

  17. "Deep in the throes" nobody knows, is an Old English Phrase meaning "This Fucking Blows"

    By noseDog,
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    • 286 views

  18. "Depravity's the beautiful lady who brought me to this party, and I aims to dance with her!"

    By Skeevins,
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    • 694 views

  19. "Despite all my words I am still just a slave to my turds"? Uggggg. Thanks to.. Vice President Joe Biden for that catchphrase submission!? Wow!

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. "Did Kelsey Grammer see the Gramercy Theatre?" sounds a little like a palindrome, but it isn't.

    By DeanOCarroll,
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  21. "Disavow" was a hot word bandied about in the 2016 election. My predictions for the 2020 logo du jour: Ballyhoo and flimflam.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 375 views

  22. "Do as thou wilt" shall be the hole of my butt

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. "Do you come here often?" I asked the nice lady. I was undeterred, though she had pepper-sprayed me.

    By LooseCheeksGasLeaks,
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    • 212 views

  24. "Do you prefer Shift or Caps Lock?" he asked. Thus began the seduction of Mavis Beacon.

    By BrianGeller,
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    • 538 views

  25. "Do..you con-cur...Mr. Spock?" "CONK Ur!?..."

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 293 views
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