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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As a certified meterologist, I can assure you that in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. As a child I thought TLC's song was called "Go Go Jason Waterfalls". Feels good to get that out there.

    By smitty,
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  3. As a CIO, SAP is my favorite ERP for HRM, great ROI for your PnL.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. As a comedian it's pretty embarrassing to run out of material. But it's more embarrassing if you're a milliner cause you can't improvise a hat.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. As a comedian the accusations of plagiarism against me mean I don't get no respect, no respect at all.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. As a comedian, I sometimes find myself driving around, thinking about getting coffee. But then I’m like, “Who am I? Jerry Seinfeld?”

    By ratingsjedi,
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  7. As a dishonored samurai, I must now commit harakiri. Cubs win! Cubs win! If you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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  8. As a doctor in the North Pole, I do do a lot of elf-medicating. Sad to say, it is a lot of opioid scripts.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  9. As a family subsisting solely off feces, we live by the following: 'Eat Shit or Die!'

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  10. As a general rule of thumb, I find they look best and most natural next to the index fingers.

    By Edward James Almost,
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  11. As a great person once said, “Undies down: time to clown. Undies up: so’s the jig.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. As a guy who hates Beethoven's work, let me just say, puck the fur elise

    By the_muteKi,
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  13. As a hiker with a drinking problem once said, "I'd like a vodka on the rocks... literally"

    By NicholasSchleder,
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  14. As a human living among dinosaurs I can tell you that Tyrannosaurus Rex was a Tyrannosaurus mess when Sheila left him.

    By Frenchfries,
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  15. As a man wearing a chicken costume, I must declare I need you inside my heart

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  16. As a man, I'll never know the miracle of childbirth. Hopefully I can at least be the one who leaves it on the fire house steps.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. As a matter of fact, I do have a retirement plan. I just need to sit back and let my Big Dogs t-shirts appreciate in value.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  18. As a matter of fact, YES - my pants WERE already wet when I sat down.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  19. As a member of the PISS Army, I just wanna urinate all night, and tinkle every day

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. As a Persian entrepreneur, I've been known to cut a rug.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  21. As a reminder, if this had been an actual catchphrase, it would have been followed by "Welcome to comedy bang bang"

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. As a seasoned philosopher I taste of chicken salt and garlic

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  23. As a sexy food historian, I can bring home the cornpone, fry it up in a pan, and never let you forget that cornpone is a primitive bread made of groun

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. As a strapless handbag salesman I really came in clutch. That's why they fired me.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. As a stripper I miss the stage but it’s nice being able to twerk from home.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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