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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ask not what the half of them you know half as well as you should like can do for you, ask what you can do for the less than half of them you like half as well as they deserve.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Ask not what those you know half as well as you should like can do for you, ask what you can do for the less than half of those you like half as well as they deserve.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 225 views

  3. Ask not what your contemporary country can do for you, ask whatever happened to Chris Gaines?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 360 views

  4. Ask not what your corn tree can do for you—because corn trees don't exist, you reprehensible, botanically ignorant dummy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 339 views

  5. Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what Don Knotts did for our country.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  6. Ask not what your country can do for you, ask where the hell is my can of beans. I left it right here and now it’s gone. If I don’t find it, I will eat my own head.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 240 views

  7. Ask not what your country can do for you, for countries are not sentient beings and will never respond

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 388 views

  8. Ask not what your county can do for Hugh Grant, we've done enough for him

    By JosephSchmo,   
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    • 565 views

  9. Ask not what your cum tree can do for you. Ask what you can doo-doo for your cum tree. Yes, shit on your cum tree.

    By greazey_bob,   
    • 1 reply
    • 638 views

  10. Ask not what your nong can hey for you—ask what you can hey for your nong.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 259 views

  11. Ask not what your palm tree can do for you. Ask what you can do for your palm tree. Not a lot probably. They're relatively low maintenance foliage.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Ask not what your pinkie finger can do for you, ask what Margaret Thatcher's ghost can do for your pinkie finger.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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    • 520 views

  13. Ask not what your podcast can do for you, but what sweet catchphrase you can submit to your podcast.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 237 views

  14. Ask not, "For whom the bread bowls?"

    By Jug Bandit,
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    • 631 views

  15. Ask politely, Keira Knightley

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 508 views

  16. Ask the mohel for the Snyder Cut, and he'll actually ADD MORE foreskin to your baby boy!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 1 reply
    • 250 views

  17. Ask ya dad about it!

    By sarahride,
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  18. Ask ya dad about it!

    By sarahride,
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    • 0 views

  19. Ask your doctor if asking your doctor whether or not something is right for you is right for you.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  20. Ask your doctor if he'd like to go out on a date. Doctor's make good money.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 318 views

  21. Ask your local Laotian Grocer for Kham-Dee Bang Bang by name! Tell em The Lord of EarWolves demands it, and wave... (see below for full catchphrase)

    By chidedneck,   
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    • 856 views

  22. Ask your proctologist whether a cucumber trellis is right for you.

    By ChazFremontIII,   
    • 0 replies
    • 665 views

  23. Ask your stupid Frisbee dog if granny has a chance

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 302 views

  24. Ask yourself, “does this spark joy?” And if not then stop burning your testicles with arcs from that stripped lamp cord.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. Asking Axel Rose to exit the Axis was too much to ask for, but he did excel at accessing the asses.

    By Bitemybeet,
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    • 274 views
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