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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Can I leave a deposit on these suppositories? 

    By SideofMcG,
    • 1 reply
    • 291 views

  2. Can I pay this bill with Ziptocurrency? And by that I mean, the currency I keep in my pants... by which I mean the dollar bills in my pockets.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 161 views

  3. Can I still help with a jellyfish sting if it burns when I pee?

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 161 views

  4. Can I use LegalZoom to Patton my Oswalt?

    By redjwood,
    • 0 replies
    • 776 views

  5. Can I vape laxatives? Sorry, MAY I vape laxatives?

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 1029 views

  6. Can it really be possible for two P Diddies to sign my microphone? Of course: the P stands for pencils!

    By Schnickpot,
    • 0 replies
    • 284 views

  7. Can monkeys be vampires? Follow-up question, what's the sign language for "I invite you into my home"?

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 148 views

  8. Can o’ Corn, Can’ o’ Corn, wherefore art thou, Can o’ Corn? Howfore am I to eat you if find you I cannot?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 372 views

  9. Can one be one's own hype man? Only if they have that reggae horn app

    By Thelonious Hunk,
    • 0 replies
    • 293 views

  10. Can pants made of hemp get grass stains?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 602 views

  11. Can rock stars on Mars play two guitars?

    By Old Uncle Al,
    • 0 replies
    • 147 views

  12. Can somebody call the doctor please? My asshole just gargled the toilet water.

    By little_bo_queef,
    • 0 replies
    • 172 views

  13. Can someone direct the schizophrenic to a different forum, please?

    By Pure Guava,
    • 2 replies
    • 450 views

  14. Can someone massage my feet without all the direct eye contact?

    By Kevllis,
    • 0 replies
    • 308 views

  15. Can someone spit in my mouth? I’ve run out of spit.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
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  16. Can the guy in front of the dude with the red shirt next to the chick with the boobs behind the man who just sneezed please pass him a snot rag?

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 353 views

  17. Can the Illuminati and lizard people get their plans finalized, please? I feel like we've got it too good now.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 343 views

  18. Can they make a Fleshlight that's ALSO a flashlight? I just wanna know I've got the right one in the dark without feeling for lips

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 148 views

  19. Can U talk for a sec? If I mix U a margarita can U talk for a triple sec?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 207 views

  20. Can vegans swallow?

    By EricGonzalez,
    • 0 replies
    • 742 views

  21. Can we get a president in office that isn't afraid to nuke the hurricanes?

    By spookyUser,
    • 0 replies
    • 209 views

  22. Can we just calm down and agree that yo mama is so fat that when she goes to the beach, the Coast Guard issues a "Fat Mama on the Beac

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 1 reply
    • 452 views

  23. Can we skip the shoes part and just do it

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 295 views

  24. Can we still return Eric Bana if we didn't keep the receipt?

    By dirtyvicar,
    • 0 replies
    • 358 views

  25. Can we talk? Like, really talk? It's just, for a long time now, I've wanted to tell you. The grain arugula chicken salad is a LAYERED salad

    By pepsi,
    • 0 replies
    • 512 views
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