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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't put all of your eggs in one basket. Unless you only have one egg. Then, I strongly encourage you to put all your eggs in one basket.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  2. Don't put all your eggs in one basket

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 803 views

  3. Don't put all your eggs in one cryostorage facility

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 169 views

  4. Don't put baby in the corner. Just leave him in the middle seat and crack a window. We'll be right back, we're only bowling 1 game.

    By CornOnTheKebab,
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    • 366 views

  5. Don't put the cart before the horse, don't put the syrup before the waffle, don't start a catchphrase without knowing where you're going with it

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  6. Don't put the cart before the horse. Put that horse IN the cart, and show me you can close a deal. DEAD HORSE FOR SALE! DEAD HORSE FOR SALE!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. Don't put Twinkies on your pizza.

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 1 reply
    • 882 views

  8. Don't put words in my mouth, unless that word is pizza, penis, or whiskey

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 176 views

  9. Don't put words in my mouth. Do put food in my mouth.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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    • 498 views

  10. Don't question me, I've been doing this since Moby Dick was a minnow!

    By ScottyJB,
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    • 1275 views

  11. Don't quit your DayQuil job, the one at the DayQuil factory you dirty NyQuil sucking sanguinista.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 474 views

  12. Don't roll the dice on sharing a hat, cuz I have lice and you don't want that

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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    • 268 views

  13. Don't Run DMC before you can Walk DMC. 

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 260 views

  14. Don't say 'podcast celebrity' with such distain, you old prick

    By WhalePrintPants,
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    • 420 views

  15. Don't say that you missed me, if you're not going to fist me!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 5 replies
    • 404 views

  16. Don't scratch you ass and smell your fingers, rather put lotion on your hands, and rub your dinger.

    By AssCrackBandit,
    • 0 replies
    • 208 views

  17. Don't screw the pooch, unless you want some messed up puppies

    By BrandonNewman,
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    • 285 views

  18. Don't sell me a fart and try to call it a turd!

    By TheKize,
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    • 626 views

  19. Don't sell yourself shorts!

    By allenpwilliams,
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    • 842 views

  20. Don't serve me yesterday's foie gras and tell me it's today's pâté en croute, you son of a bitch.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 362 views

  21. Don't shit on my leg and tell me it's raining shit

    By the constant pardner,
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    • 335 views

  22. Don't shoot me, I'm just the piano player who is about to shoot heroin.

    By Robert_Yune,
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    • 316 views

  23. Don't shoot the messenger, unless it's baby hitler

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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    • 180 views

  24. Don't shoot the messenger. There's a bounty on him and the King wants him alive, for butt stuff.

    By CornOnTheKebab,
    • 0 replies
    • 266 views

  25. Don't shout at a mobster who's fresh outta lobster!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 262 views
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