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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. First moist, then frothy, and finally on fire. But enough about the stages of my pantaloons after a spirited game of Scrabble with Glenn Beck

    By RisomK,
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  2. First of all, I don't approve of these "ugly baby" contests and second of all, I don't understand why my taint was even eligible

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. First of all, I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and B, I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. First on my list of things I would do for a Klondike bar is KILL

    By Mescottauckermanthatsrightme,
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  5. First rule about Comedy Fight Club Sandwiches: Rye bread, no pickle, hold the lime you friggin sicko

    By greazey_bob,
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  6. First rule of Deee-Lite club? No walls, only the bridge, my supper dish. My succotash wish.

    By bigwutangtheory,
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  7. First the AIDS craze, then Blade on stage, and now for the last days, as the prophecy foretold of course.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  8. First the answer to last weeks trivia question, "What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?" If you said "get crucified again" you're this weeks winner!

    By Dr. Zoidberg.com,
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  9. First the bad news - we've redefined what 'good news' means to allow us to sneak in a bit more bad stuff. Now the good news - your whole family just got killed in a car wreck.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. First the Stage, then the Internet and now the World!

    By DRonDudley,
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  11. First the toaster, then a schmear, in my mouth and out my rear.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. First there was ‘dick.’ Then there was ‘fuck.’ They portmanteaued and that’s how we got ‘duck.’

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. First there was "sweet-pussing...

    By ErringMason,
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  14. First they came for the dangling participles. Then they came for the terminal prepositions. And then OMG thier totes werent noone lef, whatevs

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. First they came for the gays, and I did not speak up, because my mouth was full of dong

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. First they came for the mimes and I said nothing, because I was a mime.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  17. First they came for the mimes, and I did not speak out, because I was a mime.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. First they came for the mimes, and I said nothing, because I was a mime.

    By smitty,
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  19. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then two in the stink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. first they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you die

    By RandyMiller,
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  21. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you get banned from open mic night.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  22. First they're up, then they're down. Elevators are a lot like things that go up and down.

    By Football Meatlong,
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  23. First thing tomorrow morning, please, just sleep on it because, at the end of the day, it could be a new dawn of putting this thing to bed.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. First thing you SEE

    By JacobAlanLowry,
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  25. First things first I'm the realest. The second thing you should know is that I hold my silverware like a caveman.

    By Frenchfries,
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