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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A penny for a thot encourages her to post more nudes

    By hankyspanky,
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    • 464 views

  2. They call me Colfax McLiverneck ‘cause I’m always shitting corn.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 303 views

  3. Despite All My Rage, I’m Still Just Too Fat For My Age

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 433 views

  4. I've heard of milk, milk, and lemonade, but round the corner fudge being made???

    By Conductor,
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    • 322 views

  5. The Post Office is awful and anyone who goes there is a jerk

    By spacebot,
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    • 320 views

  6. Head, Shoulders, Knees, Toes... Father, Son, Holy Ghost.

    By NathanBacon,
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    • 243 views

  7. Purple Haze all in my brain... but it’s more like “Brian”, because my name is Brian Murray!

    By BrianMurrayNotBillMurray,
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    • 302 views

  8. Comedy's about timin', poetry's about rhymin', losin' your v-card's about breakin' that hymen

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 323 views

  9. I tried playing possum once but it was weird blowing into its butthole.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 420 views

  10. Roses are red, / Violets are blue, / Grass is red, / I have deuteranopia.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 332 views

  11. Lake Superior is the largest body of freshwater by surface area (talk about the ultimate thirst trap).

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 318 views

  12. When your mouth’s down south rhyming is uncouth.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 298 views

  13. I'm just twerkin for the tweekend.

    By Animal,
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    • 309 views

  14. “Oh, so now this jackass is doing a bit on corn sandwiches,” you’re thinking. Perhaps. But that doesn’t negate their deliciousness. So if it be a bit, a bit it be.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 299 views

  15. "Steady Eddie, Ripe-and-Ready". That's what the infant inmates used to call me in baby jail.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 338 views

  16. Catchphrase...Comedy Bang Bang

    By Slappywhite,
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    • 322 views

  17. Fondling makes the part grow longer.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 364 views

  18. She sells high end real estate by the sea shore. It's a very good living.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 286 views

  19. If you live by the sword, it shouldn't be that long of a walk to the sword.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 297 views

  20. I don’t give a rat’s ass or a mouse’s ass, but I do give a mean back rub. Oh and may I offer you this gerbil’s dick?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 304 views

  21. I've heard of car go vroom but car go shorts?

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 425 views

  22. I smoke up some Cheeba then head to Amoeba and listen to my country music crush, Reba.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 295 views

  23. I hate to argue, but Al Franken's stein was merely what the monster chose to drink his beer out of, not his actual name.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 327 views

  24. Two if by pink, one if by stink. Twas the shock heard round the world!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 328 views

  25. Duck, duck, goose. Pull your train right into my caboose

    By GrannyPantyPudding,
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    • 258 views
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