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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Softly. Thoughtfully. We applied lipstick to that tailpipe.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  2. Soggy Bottom Boys 2 Men Women and Children of Bodom

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. Soiled greens? I thought this was Soylent Green.

    By CPiz,
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  4. Solange sucked lozenges while Mickey Rooney licked the spooney

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Solar Eclipse Review: 0 stars!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  6. Solar eclipse? More like... molar my nips

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Solids and stripes - important to watch in pool and in stool

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. Solo Ebolo, One Bolo to rule them all

    By Traven Falos,
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  9. Solomon Grundy was pants-free when pants-free wasn’t cool.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday, is just the Bizarro Garfield. He hates lasagna!

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  11. Solving fast a Rubik's cube gives you extra time to rub your pubes.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  12. Somber by the wind blows on, passing ‘twixt the tombs. Ya Mon.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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  13. sombre loss is candy floss to trolling dross - so ban them, boss!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some eat mayonnaise straight out of the jar. Mind your business, Steve!

    By Señor Butt,
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  15. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon their bottoms

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  16. Some asshole farted in my pants!

    By Chu Chu Bonewagon,
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  17. Some bozos and jeff bezos ate hostess ho-ho's with bonobos

    By SkeletonAstronaut,
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  18. Some call me "The Shitting Machine"/ Taking mad shits like you wouldn't believe/ I know you're probably thinking "yo his ass ain't clean"/ Take a whiff motherfucker and see what I mean.

    By CountBackwards,
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  19. Some call me the "Gangster of Love," and some leave off the "of love" part, and just call it "racketeering."

    By PaulHogue,   
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  20. Some call me the shittin' machine. Taking mad shits like you wouldn't believe, I know you're probably thinking "yo his ass aint clean", take a whiff motherfucker and see what I mean!

    By CountBackwards,
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  21. Some Christians keep their virginity by only having sex in their Vonnebutt. So it goes.

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. Some consider it rude to call a sexy older woman a "cougar." The preferred term is "Mellencamp."

    By EricWeaver,
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  23. Some day I'll find that big golf course in Heaven, and there Jesus and I will outsource all of our manufacturing to Hell, where the labor laws are lax. 

    By LARDdischarge,
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  24. Some day there will be no teens.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. Some day we'll look back on this and laugh. But not today. Nope, there won't be a single laugh here. Not even a chuckle. So settle in for the worst--

    By Fart Sommelier,   
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