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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hold on to your dogs, it’s about to get HOT!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Blaming your pants for making your butt look fat is very petty.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. A catchphrase

    By pubixcube69,
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  4. Converse with a person, a verse you’ve rehearsed. To curse the first and worse son, coerce him til he bursts!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  5. Two things you need to know about me, I’m very politically correct and my favorite sex position is reverse cowperson.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. That’s a Post and Lintel, Brick and Mortar shop selling Roasted Lentil (in a Mortar and Pestle) slop

    By LordBabyHat,
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  7. Mention here or mention there; just don’t mention underwear.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. The foot bone’s connected to the leg bone / the leg bone’s connected to my man bone / my man bone’s connected to your mom bone

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Do you come here often because it’s my first time and I really need to find the shitter

    By FattWatson,
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  10. Just sit right back and you'll hear the tale, the tale of a lunatic...and somethin', somethin' su-umthing... an En-tre-P-nuer!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  11. Hot log is the new hey nong.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Hot dog jubilee, hot-dog hot-dog, you and me

    By honkyray,
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  13. Double, double toil and trouble, I’m nuzzled by my uncle’s stubble

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  14. I try to say goodbye but I choke, try to walk away from that bunghole, though I try to hide it, it's clear: I said bunghole earlier

    By honkyray,
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  15. First Thomas Jefferson, then Netflix’s The Ranch; who’s good name will a Masterson ruin next?

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  16. Old McNopants had a farm, E I E OH MY!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. My name is Gustavo McDuff, and I am the bodybuilder that killed your giant sad puppet by asphyxiating it with powdered tobacco. That’s right—I’m Gus McDuff the Buff Snuffleupagus Snuff-Snuffer.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. We're podcasting from home, but still not being safe, because we're engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation the entire time.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. You could even say it blows

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. You can't beat fun.

    By Neenertronics,
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  21. All the patients in the burn unit love it when I tie the other end of my catheter to the bed rail and twang out Free Bird on my dick.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  22. I don't mean to braggle puss, but my dad fucked the Snagglepuss! Heavens to Mergatroid!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  23. If Peter Dinklage owned a shitty Ice skating rink it’d be a rinky dink Dink Rink

    By DiabeticChakra,
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  24. And welcome to my tight five. That's what I say to Kulap on a Saturday night, [hold for laughter]. But seriously, what's up with hotdogs?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  25. Dinner is ready, we're having rancid calamari again! Sorry Charlie!

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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