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Zombies literally only want one thing and it’s disgusting.

1, 3, 7, 9. I like my numbers like i like my Optimus; Prime

I would like to see them do an episode about this because I find the making of it interesting, but I don't think the movie would be interesting to watch on my own.

I just watched this for the first time last night as it's on Amazon Prime now and the only way I can describe it is that it's like if they handed the "Mad Max" franchise over to the makers of "Revenge of the Nerds" because it's this absolutely baffling mix of fun 80's sci-fi design, legitimately great stunts like when E. is holding onto the car as it dangles from the crane, crazy weird humor touches like bad guy Luther getting randomly attacked by bees, and then the appalling sexism woven into the premise because the loser drip of a protagonist is repeatedly IN TEARS about how much he misses his horny robot companion that he treated like sh*t before causing her death with soap suds. According to Wikipedia, it cost $10M to make and grossed *$14,000*. The distributor found it so impossible to market because it's a PG-13 movie about a sex robot with no nudity and it's like WHY DID YOU DO THAT WERE YOU TRYING TO MAKE IT KID-FRIENDLY?, so they basically dumped it directly to VHS in America when nobody was really doing that.

Paul walker get mauled by a lion and is implanted into a robot TRex. This movie is like innerspace with a dinosaur.

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Hear, hear! Well worth the wait for this episode. Mary and Jason's bit was hilarious. You are correct. Last Dragon is the last in the queue unless they have an in-studio ep recorded between now and the next episode unless the 7/29 Largo shows get put up. Oh boy. It was effectively a part of a film series about spies that had a LOT of nudity. I recall seeing them frequently on Showtime late night back in the early/mid 90's. Though I remember the sequels more than Hard Ticket. Where Al Leong was a main villain and Julie Strain was like this deadly assassin. If Paul thought the nudity in Chopping Mall was gratuitous, this is gonna be bonkers. Honestly, depending on the guest, this movie has potential to be a series like the Fast & Furious/Twilight/Sharknado movies were.

If you didn't know the director was creepy, just check out the remainder of his filmography, which includes putting out softcore films under the names: Jim Wynorski Arch Stanton Noble Henry Jay Andrews Tom Popatopolous Bob E. Brown Harold Blueberry H.R. Blueberry Jamie Wagner Bob Robertson Salvadore Ross J.R. Mandish Andrew James Rob Robertson Sam Pepperman Rip Masters ================ Again, on that weird director tip, In the pizza shop scene, the director put a poster for his first film on the wall behind the characters. ================ Can't believe there was no mention of Suzee Slater's credit: ================ I don't understand how the Protectors got up the escalators. Look at the length of their Johnny 5-like bases. The escalator "stairs" are maybe a 1/4th of that. If you told me they could ride across the edge of several steps with some sort of grip, maybe, but it's pretty clear they are just sitting there riding the escalator up. ================ What's up with the inconsistent strength of the lasers? Sometimes a teen could take three or four hits and keep going, other times one shot would be a killshot. These lasers could cut through solid objects, but bulky sweaters and tight pants provide effective defenses? ================= I can't be the only person weirded out when Michael wipes his mouth after kissing Leslie before talking to her father. So gross.

That reminds me of the, sadly, probably apocryphal quote of legendary classical actor Sir John Geilgud when asked about his involvement in the now infamous -and totally fucking awesome - 1979 movie 'Caligula': "I didnt know it was going to be pornographic when I first read the paycheck."

How on earth did Tim Roth, Sam Neill and Gerard Depardieu wind up in this mess? Did FIFA blackmail them to appear in their vanity project or something? Also this movie is also on the IMDb Bottom 100 in case you're wondering based on the backlash.

This was my thought when "Draft Day" came out. Also, it's worth noting that this movie is a giant flop. Here in America, it has grossed $607; to quote the AV Club, "Even if you charitably calculate using the lower end of national admission prices—the film opened in 10 markets, all big cities—there’s no way this glorified advertisement for FIFA sold more than 80 tickets total. More people probably turned out for your kids’ indoor soccer match on Saturday." Worldwide, it's made less than $200,000 on a budget of around $30,000,000. And keep in mind, it was released in European countries last year, before the corruption charges were brought. When you can't sell a movie involving soccer/football to Europeans, you shouldn't be making movies.