Episode 62 — Jarrad Paul, Our Close Friend

[JulyDiaz 2797]

Hey, RSS experts, how many call-in shows did they do on RSS?

 

these eps were call-in

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

 

these eps were call-in

just seeing "Damn girl" in your post got that theme song stuck in my head. "DAMN GIRL...ALL WE GOTTA DO IS SHOW UPPPP"

[kobthatreal 5896]

My dearest brother Thomas,

When are you comin back to the farm? Ma' misses you. Ever since you and Nathan left me and the family we can barely wrap our little fingeys around the goose utters. Those utters sure are big Thomas. We miss ya big strong hands... Dixie died from a branding accident. Doc said her last words were "this was supposed to be Tommys job." We all missed you at the funeral. If you get this message please come home.. Or at least tell me why you aren't coming back? Heard you are doing well. Maybe send some dirt back home? We just ran out.

[mwn 5470]

you keep a copy of 69 love songs on the back of your toilet

Yeah, that and the can of corn are there in case of emergencies

 

Also this is the only use I've gotten out of infinite jest in years¹ so please do not ask me any detailed Qs about it like what it's about or who wrote it

 

_{¹ since I've owned it}

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Yeah, [69 love songs] and the can of corn are there in case of emergencies

 

I wouldn't want to wipe my butt on either of those things. Then again, if it was a real emergency, I suppose I wouldn't have any other option. You win this round, Mewn. Curse you and your relentless logic!

[mwn 5470]

oh no not a wiping emergency, god. get your head out of the gutter. I own PLENTY of bathroom tissue.

 

All of those items are placed there for existential and emotional emergencies. sometimes you just need to look at the CD for Andrew WK's I Get Wet, without having any way of listening to it, to get you through the rough times.

[greggy 15909]

My dearest brother Thomas,

When are you comin back to the farm? Ma' misses you. Ever since you and Nathan left me and the family we can barely wrap our little fingeys around the goose utters. Those utters sure are big Thomas. We miss ya big strong hands... Dixie died from a branding accident. Doc said her last words were "this was supposed to be Tommys job." We all missed you at the funeral. If you get this message please come home.. Or at least tell me why you aren't coming back? Heard you are doing well. Maybe send some dirt back home? We just ran out.

thank god you got this one in under the wire

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

oh no not a wiping emergency, god. get your head out of the gutter. I own PLENTY of bathroom tissue.

 

All of those items are placed there for existential and emotional emergencies. sometimes you just need to look at the CD for Andrew WK's I Get Wet, without having any way of listening to it, to get you through the rough times.

Ah, I see where I got confused. I make it a point to cower in the bathtub in those situations, so the top of the toilet would be out of reach and thus ineffective for me. That's why I keep some pretty rocks I found at the beach, a harmonica and a couple Capri Suns inside my tub in a ziplock bag. If you've ever tried to play a harmonica through a plastic bag, you'll know that it's no joyride, but I'm not going to let it get wet. It would rust.

[watchayakan 1021]

Thomas, I have trouble standing up for myself at work. How do you do it?

[Hayzie Bone 843]

the call in number tomorrow morning is 347-514-9653. pay attention because i'm going to write it one more time only.

 

347-514-9653.

 

the 9653 is code for wolf somehow, they didn't explain it to me well enough

 

please call in tomorrow at 9:15 AM Pacific / 12:15 PM Eastern even if you know you will be bad. the shaky voice answering the phone will be andy.

[squoopy doops 157]

It's time for

 

The Reality Show Show Clip of the Week

 

This week's clip is a classic:

 

Vibes, Andy? from Episode 20 (a call-in episode)

 

I hope this can serve as a cautionary tale for everyone calling in tomorrow.

[chanson 9697]

the call in number tomorrow morning is 347-514-9653. pay attention because i'm going to write it one more time only.

 

347-514-9653.

 

the 9653 is code for wolf somehow, they didn't explain it to me well enough

 

please call in tomorrow at 9:15 AM Pacific / 12:15 PM Eastern even if you know you will be bad. the shaky voice answering the phone will be andy.

 

Hella stoked!

[Casaba 5942]

I can't sleep. I'm too excited about tomorrow. I'm also extremely scared.

[Matchgame72 118]

11:15 for the Central flyover states

[Andrew 4646]

Upstairs:

 

 

Downstairs:

 

 

Call in T minus 110 minutes.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Upstairs:

 

 

Downstairs:

 

 

Call in T minus 110 minutes.

 

Your british toilets are so weird! (Should I have said "loos?" Or "lavs?" Or "lorrys?") Does the water really spin backward from the Coriolanus Effect?

 

Also, it's interesting that you have separate toilets for "upstairs" and "downstairs." In the US we refer to it as "number one" and "number two" and we do them both in the same toilet.

[Zsinjeh 1677]

It's a Downtown Abbey Road reference

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Apparently Los Angeles was devastated by a tornado yesterday! Will someone please call in and find out if Sean and Hayes are ok? Even if they didn't get directly whirled up in it, they may have been caught in a stampede of panicking movie stars and directors*.

 

*If there's one thing that we know how to do right in the flyover states, it's get hit by tornadoes. In Los Angeles, they probably run to an exterior room in the house, and stand right by a window just like a noob.

[watchayakan 1021]

I was sure that I was going to sleep way past the call in time. Yay!

 

Also, Andrew, don't you get splinters from that second toilet?

[Casaba 5942]

Fine toilets, Andrew. The pink toilet is especially adorable.

 

Ok, gang, I've showered. My cats have been fed. Im staying hydrated. Everyone in my house is still asleep so I may have to call from the garage. But other than that, I'm ready to go.

[dixon 5920]

Guys I'm scared cuz do I give my real name or forum name when I call? What if I give my real name and then no one knows it's me Dixon?

[dixon 5920]

I'm not like Chanson my name isn't really Dixon (sorry)

[watchayakan 1021]

Guys I'm scared cuz do I give my real name or forum name when I call? What if I give my real name and then no one knows it's me Dixon?

Just combine them! If your real name is Mick than just say you're Dick!

[Andrew 4646]

Half an hour oh god this is almost too scary.

[chanson 9697]

Do we know if the show will be streaming live on Earwolf Radio?