souprman 10477 Posted June 25, 2015 Do any of you guys like Wonderfalls? I own both seasons on DVD. only one seas of WF chksndwch. do you mean DLM? edit>love pushing daisies too. 2 Share this post Link to post
souprman 10477 Posted June 25, 2015 Hollywood Hannibal. Right guys? An insiders guide to kicking butt and cooking brains in the red striped curtained room of this industry we call criminal profiling and psychology. um, we're kind of in mourning here SteveH. and I think you mean Forensic Pathology. 2 Share this post Link to post
souprman 10477 Posted June 25, 2015 Hey, I signed the petition. sorry. big SteveH fan btw. 3 Share this post Link to post
rod aug 5637 Posted June 25, 2015 I loved Wonderfalls. It was a beautiful fever dream of a show. I want them to remake it but I feel like they'll always be chasing Wonderfalls. 5 Share this post Link to post
DoctorFrog 649 Posted June 25, 2015 And after all.... You're my Wonderfall? Points. 7 Share this post Link to post
Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336 Posted June 25, 2015 Points. with so many prior HH guests (lapkus, PFT, etc) getting points from the nerd at 11:59pm, I wonder how long it'll take for the nerd to get the 2 nerds that made nerds cool again on the show. do you think he is scared that he will run out of points to give? what is taking so long???? 4 Share this post Link to post
watchayakan 1021 Posted June 25, 2015 I haven't seen Wonderfalls but loved Pushing Daisies. 3 Share this post Link to post
elizamuffins 4228 Posted June 25, 2015 only one seas of WF chksndwch. do you mean DLM? edit>love pushing daisies too. Never heard of Wonderfalls but Pushing Daisies was totally amazing. Anyone seen The Secret World of Alex Mack? 5 Share this post Link to post
Jakal 4475 Posted June 25, 2015 Haven't read any of the forum, too lazy for that shit, but heres a story about Jakal for all of you: I didnt proof read this, and I'm a bad writer, but I promised some people a story. So I used to Pole Vault in highschool and college. I was decent, my personal record was 14-6. About this high: Pole Vaulting is one of the most fun sports every. The whole point of the sport is to run as fast as you can and stick a carbon fiber pole into a metal box. The pole bends with all the energy of your sprint and body weight and launches you over the crossbar. Sometimes you mess up. Sometimes you get hurt. My injury wasnt like that but that is one of the most painfull videos ever. What happened to me was when I planted the pole the pole bent like normal. But I felt uneasy about the jump so I decided to let go of the pole in the air. That was not a good decision. I was about 10 feet in the air when I let go, the pole was at max bend, and when I let go it sprung with all the energy of my approach and my left nut absorbed the blow. I also ended up falling 10 feet into the metal box, but that didnt hurt as bad as the crippling nut pain. My coach decided the best plan was to drive me to the walk in medical clinic about 2 miles away from the school. The doctor who inspected my junk was an asian man, I didnt catch his name because pain. He felt my nut and said in broken english, "You're going to lose this." I burst into tears. My coach rushes me out of there and brings me to the nearest hospital. I get wheel chaired in, everytime I took a step it hurt, this helped the pain alot. I get seen right away by a nurse, she feels my lovlies and goes, "oh my, ill go get the doctor." The doctor comes in right away, he takes a look and leaves right away, telling me he'll be right back. This happens with at least 10 more doctors, nurses, and probably an orderly or two, each grabbing my ball, and saying something quick and leaving. I'm just so fucking confused at this point, and want to know if I'm losing it. Finally one of the doctor returns gives me and ultrasound, rubbing that warm jelly all over my nutters, and takes a look at some sound images. He gives me a script for some painkillers and tells me I'm gonna be fine. I'm relived, get driven home, ripe up the script cause I dont fuk with that shit, swallow a handfull of advil and dont leave my bed for a couple days. That was my jr. year of highschool, I was supposed to go to states that year, but could never guster up the balls to jump the rest of that year. The next 5 years I recovered and did pretty well. Heres a video of shitty people polevaulting: https://www.youtube....h?v=63RKmO-e10I 28 Share this post Link to post
mwn 5470 Posted June 25, 2015 I had the hugest crush on Larisa Oleynick growing up. I'm glad to hear your nards are all good these days Jakal. I am not going to separate these thoughts nor elaborate on them any further 8 Share this post Link to post
NoahTomaszewski 2768 Posted June 25, 2015 I really liked the part where they said Pete Holmes had Putin on Pete's podcast. Pete Holmes should be on Hollywood Handbook again, maybe this time he'll drop the facade and admit mummies and frankingsteins is scary 14 Share this post Link to post
Jakal 4475 Posted June 25, 2015 I also my have promised a picture of my D so here you go . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He's looking real sasy, and hes adamant about not being on the internet so I blocked out his face. The guy doesnt even have a cellphone! 21 Share this post Link to post
rod aug 5637 Posted June 25, 2015 did your d pee a specific part of his pants 13 Share this post Link to post
Jakal 4475 Posted June 25, 2015 He just got done doing yard work, don't know why he was doing it dressed in his work clothes. 2 Share this post Link to post
SteveH 11126 Posted June 25, 2015 Jakal you're a real man. A ball injury with no painkillers? Probably should have sold them though. If you took that money and let Just Add Pepper invest it for you, you'd be living on Jerry Seinfelds street. You live and you learn. 8 Share this post Link to post
kittens 1288 Posted June 25, 2015 i google my dad's name and where he works and all i get is pictures of tony blair and all these bald men but my dad isn't even bald it's fucking ridiculous that google won't let me have a picture of my own dad - i am his son surely i am entitled to look at him every now and then lucky for google i'll be seeing him this weekend and can try to sneak a shot then, otherwise i'd be ringing up google hq right now and demanding 'where in hell is my dad??' and i know they don't want that kind of pressure edit - hey it's my hundo, congrats!! 16 Share this post Link to post
JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724 Posted June 25, 2015 Listenin' to good ol souprman on I4H. 2 Share this post Link to post
SteveH 11126 Posted June 25, 2015 RED DRAGON-PORT (string quartet plays) INT: A palatial home in Hollywood, CA. An elegant dinner party is underway PARTY GUEST CHANSON You've done it again, Dr. Davenport! I don't know how you're always able to throw these exquisite parties. And the food! I mean, my dad was a boat captain and all, so I know a thing or two about cuisine, but nothing like this. Superb! DR. HAYES DAVENPORT Chanson, you're too kind. The pleasure is mine. CHANSON I have to admit, I feel a little guilty about having such a great time when that Jeopardy contestant that beat, uh...that came in first place on the episode you were on went missing. DR. HAYES DAVENPORT Indeed, it is a shame. I'm glad that I got to have him for dinner before he went missing. He's a very good conversationalist. As a competitor though, I did find him to be a little rude. JOE McGURL makes his way over to join the conversation JOE MCGURL Dr. H! What's up baby! This party is cobonkos nuts my man! These fancy pigs in blankets are da bomb! How 'bout you share your secret ingredients with the #1 handsome boy? DR. HAYES Ah, a chef never reveals his secrets. Besides, some of the ingredients are very hard to come by. (doorbell rings) DR. HAYES Mr. Clements, what an unexpected surprise. A delight! SEAN CLEMENTS what up what up HD! Sorry to crash your party, but I need to talk to you about the case. DR. HAYES Sean, you know I find it quite rude to mix business and pleasure. Please come in and have a drink and something to eat. Enjoy yourself. Later on, we can retire to my study and discuss the case over some brandy and cigars. SEAN I guess you're right Hayes. I do need to wind down a little, it was a long day at the Earwolf office. I'm not really into cigars though. Do you know anything about vape culture? FADE TO: HAYES' STUDY. DR HAYES I apologize, it's a bit messy in here. I've been spending so much time planning this party, I've been neglecting my other obligations. SEAN Don't worry about it bro. Hey, that's a sweet elliptical machine! DR HAYES Yes, I catch up on my TV shows while I use it. I'm not to be disturbed during this time. SEAN Hey, I respect that man. Anyway, we found another body. By the way, the profile and method of killing matches up with our other victims DR HAYES Who is it this time? SEAN Jeff Garlin. DR HAYES He certainly fits the profile. The apple sisters, Elizabeth Laime, Grant Lee-Phillips, Detective Huebel, Owen, TJ...Where did you find the body? SEAN At the UCB theater. He was posed on stage. Sitting upright in a chair. His tongue had been removed. Just like the rest, it was done with surgical precision. By the way, these little shish ka bobs are really good. The meat is pleasantly chewy. What is it? DR HAYES Let's just say it was a particularly chatty animal. SCENE to be continued... 8 Share this post Link to post
Scooter McGnarly 382 Posted June 25, 2015 Good job on I4H souprman. I liked when you shut down Kate and told her, "Well that's not what we're talking about, so..." Or something like that. I was proud to kinda know you, you cracked me up when you talked about Andy Daly. I liked your options. Love, Scooter Edit: while I probably do like your options, I mean opinions. 2 Share this post Link to post
blockofice 82 Posted June 25, 2015 Did Sean make a cool Superchunk reference at one point? Always knew that guy was a cool cat. Also my cat is biting me as I type this which is not cool. 2 Share this post Link to post
sciencetist 105 Posted June 25, 2015 Science tip of the week: Car-wrapping: Vehicular identity manipulation Car-rapping: "My name is Ford and I'm here to say, I get gas like every day." 5 Share this post Link to post
SteveH 11126 Posted June 25, 2015 somebody please put Hayes' head on Hannibal's body and Sean's head on Will Graham's body please. I can't do this shit. I'll pay you $1. 2 Share this post Link to post
