EPISODE 107 — Paul F. Tompkins and Joe Wengert Present Brandon Content, A WolfCool Exclusive Character

[seeley 836]

 

 

Speaking of movies, I've been in quite a few, but they never get my favorite director. If I could pick the director of a Dracula movie, I'd pick FANG Lee!

 

 

 

I've heard Alejandro Gonzalez Inosferatu's name potentially attached, as well.

[thejjar 5031]

If ashley doesn't like this pic of my mask trying to escape my face, I'm gonna throw honlads off a bridge

 

What a babe. I'm super fucked up. No idea where or what I'm doing. But still What a babe

[souprman 10477]

What a babe. I'm super fucked up. No idea where or what I'm doing. But still What a babe

this guy has no idea where he's doing whensoever.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Leave music out of this. Put your costume back on and take a pic, add funny caption. Thanks

I don't own a cellphone and my 14 or so year old digital camera had super old corroded batteries in it. I genuinely tried for the past 20 minutes to get that thing to work and got nothing.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

What a babe. I'm super fucked up. No idea where or what I'm doing. But still What a babe

Oh no, I've got competition now. Younger, handsomer competition.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

Hey guys tonight for halloween I got my face painted like paul stanley because we had a party at work and there was a face painter, and after work my new work friends invited me to a rave. I've never been to a rave so I agreed to go and got lost finding the place. once I got there it took me an hour to find my co-workers so I just drank water-beer and looked at the cool costumes to pass time. once I found them it was two in the a.m. and I couldn't buy anymore alcohol so I sobered up and realized I didn't like being at the rave, so I went home.

 

so do you have to be fudged up to enjoy raves? why did nobody recognize my face paint? should i drop molly at work? and most importantly, what happened to devilfucker93? I was just starting to like that guy...

 

sincerely,

 

dear abbey

[thejjar 5031]

A sober rave sounds like a truly awful experience. They're not even that fun not sober. I'm so sorry

[Game of Scones 5812]

So, for those who don't know, I'm really tall. (and not white)

 

This young couple comes through my line at work and after some banter between the three of us the guy says. "What are you going to dress up for for Halloween."

 

I explain I'm there until midnight and fuck you.

 

He says "you'd make a great Shaq."

 

His girlfriend starts freaking out like he called me the n-word. I laugh. Dude starts laughing. Now, she's offended!

 

Up-tight liberals, am I right?

 

 

 

 

Vote Trump!

[KrangkaDelic 458]

King of Corporate Comedy! (warning - Pepseed makes laughter grow - to an executive level.)

 

i cant wait till its all paywall if this is what to expect.

 

you got a probs with that, take it infront of a corporate har-dee-harbitrator

[AshleyChupp 3958]

God damn it who left the gate on the CBB catchphrase suggestions open?

 

I'm not putting him back this time. The last time I did, I smelled like skunk for a week after.

[elizamuffins 4228]

So, for those who don't know, I'm really tall. (and not white)

 

This young couple comes through my line at work and after some banter between the three of us the guy says. "What are you going to dress up for for Halloween."

 

I explain I'm there until midnight and fuck you.

 

He says "you'd make a great Shaq."

 

His girlfriend starts freaking out like he called me the n-word. I laugh. Dude starts laughing. Now, she's offended!

 

Up-tight liberals, am I right?

 

 

 

 

Vote Trump!

 

So how was meeting Colt Barton?

[Game of Scones 5812]

I dont know who you are talking about.

[souprman 10477]

and not white

what did shaq say when you told him about it?

[souprman 10477]

King of Corporate Comedy! (warning - Pepseed makes laughter grow - to an executive level.)

 

i cant wait till its all paywall if this is what to expect.

 

you got a probs with that, take it infront of a corporate har-dee-harbitrator

thank you thevoblex.

 

we understand.

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

 

So how was meeting Colt Barton?

 

I'd rather meet Clint Barton.

 

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

 

I'd rather meet Clint Barton.

And I'd rather meet Bill Clinton

[devscoots 2561]

I'd rather meet POPE FRANCIS, haveya heard o' him???

 

I pray for your souls you garbage people.

[mikebonetti 3718]

I'd rather meet Clint Howard.

[greggy 15909]

id rather meet colt barton

[souprman 10477]

I'd rather meet greggy. this greggy poster aint cuttin it.

[chicknsandwich 2495]

I'd rather Meet the Fockers

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

I wouldn't wanna Meet the Parents

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Robert De Niro oh boy no thank you

[elizamuffins 4228]

I dont know who you are talking about.

 

Don't worry, I won't tell Hoopz you went to Hooters!!

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Can you guys get Aol instant messenger or something so I don't have to read through like 20 pages of you all saying hi to each other or some shit