Episode 116 — Cartoons, Our Close Friends

[thejjar 5031]

 

Here's my picture of Hayes adopting animals. Hope it's acceptable

[Keeboco 219]

Hey Keeboco do u wanna go mini golfing with me later? Only thing is u gotta wear this wig and these spectacles and answer to "great auntie gertie" the whole time.

 

Ashley, I would love to go mini golfing with you, as I love role-playing. However, I have a recurring fever dream featuring a windmill, and if the mini golf course has one, I will almost certainly break character.

 

 

So I did some sleuthing about this new guy, and I learned that he has an iPad. Hmm, I wonder why he didn't choose to include that little tidbit in his bio about himself? You're off to a rough start, Keeboco. Don't try to keep secrets from us, we will always find out.

 

SpunkFoo, I'm sorry I didn't bring up my iPad to begin with, it's just a bit of a ... touchy subject.

[thejjar 5031]

 

SpunkFoo, I'm sorry I didn't bring up my iPad to begin with, it's just a bit of a ... touchy subject.

 

We're actually a Surface family

[earpanther 451]

i wanna travél back to the past and listen to this first time all over again.

[Blink 1844]

I'm still mad about Hayes not knowing Jurassic Park was a book

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Get over it, blink. Sheesh

[thejjar 5031]

I love whenever they play music on the show. I'm also a bit embarrassed to say I unironically listened to teenage dirtbag multiple times after hearing it today

[greggy 15909]

hello friends. to begin the new year i put together 2 episodes of my podcast, Podcasts Are Wonderful, of the best clips to have appeared on the show so far. these episodes feature many of your favorite HH forum posters/HH hosts, so you may enjoy listening to them.

 

Volume 1 features your friend Joe McGurl and your other friend Kevin O'Brien

 

Volume 2 features your hero Hayes Davenport, your friend A Bear, your moderator Agata, your friend nohorseman, and your friend Valerie Bryant

 

on the other hand if you have some sort of ear infection from sticking a micro machine truck in there, it may be painful to hear any sounds, in which case i would not recommend listening until after a doctor pulls it out and its all gunked up with earwax and looks nasty as hell

[Lumberjim 364]

Brett is funny now. Brett didn't used to be funny, but he makes me laugh practically every time now. He taking improv classes, or am I just becoming less of an a-hole? Either way, keep it up, funny Brett.

[devscoots 2561]

Truly phenomenal second post.

 

 

 

EDIT TO REMOVE HOW AFTER I POSTED THAT I REALISED IT MAY SEEM LIKE I'M DOING AN IRONY COMEDY THING WHERE I MEAN THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT SAID POST MATERIALLY CONVEYS: not doing an irony thing where i mean the opposite of that wherefore i materially conveyed to whom

[MyLifeISThunder 184]

I'm her life duhhhh

 

my life, my light, my cock, my heart <3

[Ensendada Slim 480]

just got my test results back and they said I'm sex positive and so I felt this episode spoke to me in a lot of important ways

[youngrose 370]

well like i said, since its canon now that brett is at his peak flowers for algernon cycle, we can expect a return to awful, unfunny, and bad brett in a few months, and boy, is this gonna be fun to watch. or listen to I guess, since this is a podcast and not a movie on my TV, i think

[RanRan 3242]

I know what you're all thinking, and yes, it's me.. A new forum member. Long time Earwolfee but have never been a forumite. Upon hearing the "CBB the Movie" episode several months ago, featuring two dudes that I had never heard of before, my life was taken over by Hayes and Sean. I binged on RSS and HH (and spaghetti) until I had heard it all, much of it several times over. I have read the forums along with the episodes and I love what you all have done with the place. I would like to hang out in here with y'all because it looks like fun. I hope I can be accepted:

 

My name is Keegan

I am 24

I am having red hair

I live in Kansas City

I am a hip hop head

Don't ask me about my car

I am a video game and movies nerd

 

Should I take my shoes off?

 

Sent from my iPad

Good job this is correct, I like you Keegan even though your name is Keegan.

 

Another thing I liked was in the ad when Sean said he was my friend. That made me feel nice.

[souprman 10477]

,GJTD

[piemanpie24 1119]

How has everyone been today?

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Penis

[souprman 10477]

HMFD

[youngrose 370]

Penis

 

this is some solid 2016 content right here

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Vagina

[Silvrwoman 4998]

I really wanted to participate in Jeffrey's mandatory picture drawing demand this week; however, "someone" ate all my crayons (allegedly), so here's this instead:

 

*Yes, that is a hot dog toaster TV machine.

[Rose_Cream 1246]

I think Brett's always been funny, and will continue to be in the future.

[Blink 1844]

Me a decade ago

 

[lizzy 1946]

How has everyone been today?

anxious

[SteveH 11126]

How has everyone been today?

 

better, now that I saw that picture of blink. hubba hubba