EPISODE 133 — Alison Rich, Our Close Friend

[Houston 4819]

 

okay wow Apollo 13 weak sauce okay wow? Try 95% on rotten tomatoes with 85 reviews counted bitch

 

Sorry. I didn't know this was Mug on Movies or some such nonsense. I was referring to the shoddy government contract work which endangered the lives of our brave astronauts. RT is right though, great movie, but seriously shit spacecraft.

[Scooby Donkers 1514]

Mug on movies wow you gotta do better dude cmon Houston

[Houston 4819]

Mug on movies wow you gotta do better dude cmon Houston

 

Sorry. I had something else on my mind. LITERALLY

[Ensendada Slim 480]

Word on the street (Scott Aukerman's episode of Wolf Pop) is that Hollywood Handbook has tripled their numbers of listeners

 

 

Edit: I want to characterize their numbers as stupid. They are doing stupid numbers. Silly shit

[chanson 9697]

Sorry. I had something else on my mind. LITERALLY

 

Haha you got worms in your brain?

 

Just a fun new insult I'm trying out.

[TVsFredSavage 502]

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[chanson 9697]

 

Worms are good, they make it so that plants can grow. For someone so good at comebacks your insults are awfully flattering.

 

But do they make brains grow?

 

Fuckin' magnets how do they work?

[Henry 3777]

 

Worms are good, they make it so that plants can grow. For someone so good at comebacks your insults are awfully flattering.

 

Sure, but I take it your brain is made of plants! I'll go ahead and drop this mic so I can hand you some aloe to put on that burn

 

Edit: it kind of took me a while to think of that so I didn't notice Chanson had already defended himself

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

Jungle Book was trash; 2 stars out of 5 scoop troop do NOT waste yr money unless you want to see a marvel movie set in the jungle with the weakest superhero of all time

[mikebonetti 3718]

Jungle Book was trash; 2 stars out of 5 scoop troop do NOT waste yr money unless you want to see a marvel movie set in the jungle with the weakest superhero of all time

sounds pretty cool tbh

[Houston 4819]

 

Worms are good

 

I'm going to respectfully disagree with that assessment at this juncture.

[TVsFredSavage 502]

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[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

sounds pretty cool tbh

 

 

i know, right? i might go watch it again

[Henry 3777]

It's tomato meter rating is up there with the likes of Apollo 13

[TKWeirdbeard 172]

Saw CBB live last night in Atlanta (sorry, its Hotlanta... gotta stay on brand) and just kept wishing our HH boyz were the special guests!!! All in all it was a fun show time, but no HH made me cry. Fun-cry. Neil Campbell and PFT were best.

[TVsFredSavage 502]

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[Lexfor 691]

Saw CBB live last night in Atlanta (sorry, its Hotlanta... gotta stay on brand) and just kept wishing our HH boyz were the special guests!!! All in all it was a fun show time, but no HH made me cry. Fun-cry. Neil Campbell and PFT were best.

 

I'm going to one of the shows in Portland. It would be awesome if Sean and Hayes showed up. Glad to hear it was a good show.

[mwn 5470]

a true story is that I repeatedly misread "worms" on this page as "women" which is a very HR Giger The Character thing to do. and I'm NOT proud of it for the record

[TVsFredSavage 502]

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[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Alison killed it

[Houston 4819]

 

WOAH! Now, hang on, if you've been deemed the resident metalhead intellectual, are you forgetting all about the instrumental complexities of WΦΓMΣD and the surrealistic narrative they tell about the last human drifting through space with the sum of all knowledge stored in a strange machine, laying trapped at the core hallucinating endlessly? You don't think that's good?

 

I used the word literally, literally. Got worms on the brain. Typically I would be all about a surrealistic narrative wrapped in growls, screaming guitars, and double bass drums. However, today I find myself staunchly anti-worm.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Crows eat worms. Can Wormbrains Houston somehow team up with Crowworld Souprman and solve their individual problems together?

[TVsFredSavage 502]

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[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Those parasites are his best friends and he doesn't even realize it! It's going to be so funny when they get rid of Houston's brainworms and he gets like 15 I.Q. points dumber.

 

I will laugh and laugh.

[chanson 9697]

I just want to make clear that I was intentionally razzing someone with a serious medical condition to maintain my image as the forum bully.

 

Gotta protect my brand.