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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I want to go as a sexy casino for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be slot shamed.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
    • 30 replies
    • 1735 views

  2. Not a catchphrase, but a message to fellow catchphrase posters.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 23 replies
    • 4969 views

  3. Loft Bed Man ain’t nothin’ to bunk with

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 20 replies
    • 173 views

  4. If you wanna take a dump you gotta give a dump.

    By Dhalgren,
    • 17 replies
    • 1155 views

  5. Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore, but really anyone can pick them up for free. Sally has no business sense.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
    • 13 replies
    • 3444 views

  6. As far as I'm concerned, urine is the original streaming service.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 13 replies
    • 2082 views

  7. Well, well, well....

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 12 replies
    • 1813 views

  8. Barely Legal Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They're flesh colored.

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 11 replies
    • 1513 views

  9. Motherfuckers wanna laugh.

    By rollerskatetrain,
    • 11 replies
    • 1680 views

  10. Old mcdonald had a farm, ee eye ee eye oh, and on this farm he had a tractor, on which he carried the weight of his family's dissapointment

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 10 replies
    • 899 views

  11. Clit Eastwood.

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 9 replies
    • 1201 views

  12. Another stupid suggestion

    By Steve,
    • 8 replies
    • 0 views

  13. She had the face of Penny Marshall, with the body of...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
    • 8 replies
    • 1233 views

  14. I go where the wind takes me. For I am a man with no ties to the ground, but several ties to these large balloons.

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 8 replies
    • 833 views

  15. Man, I'm feeling super uncreative this morning guys. You're gonna have to carry this show like a, I don't know, butt backpack?

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 8 replies
    • 935 views

  16. "I got 2 tablets, so call me Moses. I like freeing my people. And guns. And roses."

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 8 replies
    • 1018 views

  17. Bro, you don't know the first thing about monkey buttholes.

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 8 replies
    • 1210 views

  18. My new strategy is to reply to every post and hope that a catchphrase is accidentally attributed to me

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 7 replies
    • 809 views

  19. Some people call me the Space Cowboy but my birth certificate says otherwise.

    By MarkDowling,
    • 7 replies
    • 548 views

  20. gnab gnab idemoc ut mocleuw

    By AstronautDown,   
    • 6 replies
    • 997 views

  21. They say ignorance is bliss, but I don't know what either of those words mean.

    By Colt,
    • 6 replies
    • 1431 views

  22. I mind being anally probed by aliens from outside Earth as much as the next fellow BUT enough with the small talk.

    By Dhalgren,
    • 6 replies
    • 980 views

  23. When John Smith told the crowd "Lets be friends with the savages," they only responded with pilgrumbles.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 6 replies
    • 780 views

  24. I've never felt more alive than that sweet summer night I spent making love to Magic Johnson under the stars, because now I have AIDS.

    By Jack Johnson P.I.,
    • 6 replies
    • 1139 views

  25. I be 'snowsher' - so no Bjork on this spork

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 6 replies
    • 696 views
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