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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. But who's the father? We'll find out today on Maury!

    By Frenchfries,
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  2. Assumptions are a dangerous thing. Because when you assume you make an ass out of you and meerkats.

    By ArmenTamzarian,
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  3. Assumptions are like assholes—they make an ass out of you and me and holes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Astronauts poop their pants constantly and are national heroes, but a toll booth operator can't even do it twice without some kind of reprimand?

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Astronomy, Gastronomy, or Grasstronomy; Nobody Rides for Free

    By Egregious_Philbin,
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  6. Astronomy? I'd rather have pastronami. Pastrami, I want some pastrami.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  7. At 8:00 pm Tuesday night, the Hamburglar was put to death. A special sauce tear rolls down the cheek of Mayor McCheese. He was loved - truly loved- and always would be.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. At a certain level of stinkiness, it is illegal to fart on someone.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. At Acme Looniversity I earned my Toon Degree, and now I’m a hedge fund manager worth millions who fucks big-titty anvils.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  10. At Cheesecake Factory, if you don't leave with our cream in your mouth, it's your own fault...and it is probably on your shirt.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  11. At Christmas time we deck the halls, with God’s fat nuts and Satan’s balls.

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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  12. At clown college to they have an award for class serious person!?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  13. At Comedy Bang Bang, a “brown bag lunch” is when you eat your quinoa bowl then shart on your scrotum.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. At dawn we attack our enemy's meatball storage facility.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. At first I thought it was prostate cancer, but as it turns out it's just a skinny marink on my dinky dink.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  16. At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Gosh Darnit Medusa! You got me again!

    By Frenchfries,
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  17. At first I was afraid, I was petrified.. So I hid under the sheets for a week. Have you any idea how much TV I've missed?

    By Bigsmak,
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  18. At first I was Cryin' Reynolds, but now I am Dryin' Reynolds

    By Barrel Bucket,
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  19. At first if you don't succeed at weight lifting. Try a gain

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  20. At first Ted was Danson but not for Shelly Long before George Wendt to eat some Ratzenbergers

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. At her annual performance evaluation, the prostitute was given a 'blowing' recommendation.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  22. At home. Drawing pictures. Of mountain goats.

    By wedgie_rotts,
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  23. At last. It is finished. My mustard piece! I will now relish the chance to catch up on my vegetable garden

    By greazey_bob,
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  24. At least he died doing what he loved; bemoaning a life of regret and fearing the finality of death while his organs slowly failed.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. At least I didn't technically have sex with my sister.

    By Metalhart,
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