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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and gives him time to contemplate how weird the world 'early' is. Early? Early, early.

    By Laundromatthew,
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  2. Early to bed and early to rise makes a man put his social life aside

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  3. Early to bed and early to rise—could you turn off that damn alarm clock, Grandma?!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise, but it's hell on his social life

    By JoeJaffa,
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  5. Early to bed and early to rise, Makes a man reckless breakfast with fries

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man... kind of a boring asshole.

    By DaveSheir,
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  7. Early To Bed, Early To Rise, Bite The Pillow ‘Cause I’m Going In Dry!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  8. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy and also kind of a bummer at parties

    By Fleetwood MacBook Pro,
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  9. Early to bed, early to rise. These ass-less chaps are burning my thighs.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  10. Earnest Goes to Hollywood, more like let's Holly gets Ernie's Wood

    By TheBarbedBarbara,
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  11. Earphones? iPhones? What's next, nose phones?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. Ears are the feet of the head

    By MattPechiney,
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  13. Ears are the noses of the side of the head.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. Earth is easily in my top 3 favorite planets

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  15. Earth is the coolest. Especially if you think about what "cool" was like in the 80s.

    By braznaavtrav,
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  16. Earth. Air. Fire. Water. So many elements for me to masturbate upon.

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. Eartha Kitt's real name was Jupitera Supplies, but she had to change it because someone else with that name already had a SAG card.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  18. Earthquakes. Hurricanes. Blizzards. Tornados. Nice try, God, nothing is going to stop this epic jerkin' session.

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. Earwig, earwax, earwolf... Ear don't even know anymore!

    By tonybelmario,
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  20. Earwigs for the earwolves so they look like proper British judges

    By Robert_Yune,   
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  21. Earwolf Forums New Catchphrase Suggestions Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?" Start new topic

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  22. Earwolf has terminated the noisy crows that were formerly employed here. They were fired for caws.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. Earwolf is a subsidiary of Merde Volante Entertainment Worldwide.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Earwolf more like Earplugs

    By Frenchfries,
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  25. earwolf needs a complaints department because boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty

    By yodellingwalrus,
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