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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There are two wolves inside you. Also two geese and two sacks of grain. Good luck crossing the river now, bitch

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 237 views

  2. If you thought Uncle Fester was a bit much to handle, wait till you meet Aunt Fister.

    By Scam Elliot,
    • 1 reply
    • 211 views

  3. You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch, but I just can't stay mad at those balls

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 1 reply
    • 298 views

  4. If you're happy and you know it sit there in self-satisfied silence.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 1 reply
    • 224 views

  5. If you eat enough burrito filling, you become the burrito

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 163 views

  6. I scream, you scream, we all scream all the time for no reason. The neighbors are complaining.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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    • 243 views

  7. Meghan and Harry, putting the sex in Sussex since 2018.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 243 views

  8. Fool me once, shame on you. Shame me once, fool on you.

    By ImAChuckster,
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    • 209 views

  9. My good sir, you must concur, the lady beaver's worth the fur.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 210 views

  10. Judge Reinhold was in "Gremlins" and vice versa

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 291 views

  11. How is the pizza in Ibiza?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 180 views

  12. Do you expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to SIIIIIIIIIING!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 195 views

  13. I’m old enough to remember when Moses sharted in the Red Sea.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
    • 1 reply
    • 193 views

  14. Actions speak louder than words, if you're a shitty writer

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 342 views

  15. Three strikes is an out, and four balls a walk; deep in the hen house, you find the best cocks. 

    By Marie Boobies & Ricky Dicks,
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    • 285 views

  16. There ain’t nuttin’ like nuttin’!

    By McJizzerson,
    • 1 reply
    • 214 views

  17. My blood runs cold. My memory has just been sold. My anus is the center hole.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
    • 1 reply
    • 191 views

  18. In the Midwest, people will refuse to have the last laugh.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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    • 202 views

  19. My grandpa, a gold miner, always used to say: "There’s no shame in having intercourse with a pile of dirt.”

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 207 views

  20. Anything you can do, I can do wetter. I'm so very damp.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 197 views

  21.  Twenty-three men stabbeth Caesar, Twas a gruesome ballad, And grave injustices abound, For none did toss his salad.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 178 views

  22. Poutine butte and Biere de garde helped me achieve a doddyboddy before Puberty hit me, whata country!

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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    • 483 views

  23. The earth is a globe, but we're living inside it. Checkmate

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 205 views

  24. Roses are red, Farts are Brown, Heavy is the face that wears the crown.

    By sweetjimmyt,
    • 1 reply
    • 218 views

  25. In a warm, enticing stoneware bowl, a juicy little tender meatball rolls, on spaghetto

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 1 reply
    • 184 views
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