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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. So does Big Bird eat fried chicken or is this a Goofy / Pluto scenario where we just don’t talk about it?

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  2. So Dorian Gray tore off the curtain, revealing the portrait which had- not changed. At all. He was going to grow old & die, just like the rest of us.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  3. So DuckTales is coming back in 2017. Great, another remake. Dare I say it? I call fowl!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. So Everybody Loves Raymond and Everybody Hates Chris? I'd like to see those two go mano e Romano.

    By rowleyyesyoureadthatright,
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  5. So excited for the party tonight I just RSVP'd in my pants!

    By the_muteKi,
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  6. So far all of the focus groups want less man ass, but I still feel confident that we've made a really special car insurance commercial.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. So fast the wistful débutante paced by the water hole to see her own self reflected in its liquid visage.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. So Freud said it was perfectly normal to want to bang your mom? Asking for a friend, and his mom.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. So funny I forgot to laugh, but then I remembered and now I can't stop. Someone call an ambulance I think I'm having a stroke!

    By remocallahan,
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  10. So Glenn Close, and yet so Jamie Farr.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. So goes the saying, hose before praying, grass after mass, gardening's a blast.

    By greazey_bob,
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  12. So group showers are perfectly normal, but I get fired as coach because of the group baths? I'm sorry, I thought this was America

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  13. So help me God because Rhonda is kinda useless . . .

    By Dhalgren,
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  14. So help me, if you ever say "licky boom boom dem" to me again I'll show you who's an informer!

    By RichieMillennium,
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  15. so hey y'know Ray? Bro's dame's so fey. . beaux's lame. Ho play low game throwin flames on propane sayin joe rogan be pro rogaine

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. So how many fucking syllables are in a haiku anyway

    By choochoo_the_wonder_slut,
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  17. So I couldn't make the dress. Then I went to the store, but they were out of sequins.

    By Schnickpot,
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  18. So I get the first laughing, hanging jury then? Fuck you Matlock.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. So I guess the other 98% of milk is farts

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. So I knew this guy from Nantucket whose penis was so remarkably large in proportion to his torso length that he could fellate himself.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. So I married a fax burg'a'lar, and none of the ransom notes for my daughter are making it to me.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  22. So I said to her, “Doctor Doctor, gimme the news. I got a bad case of lovin' you!” To which she said, “Sir, you have stage 2 prostate cancer.”

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. So I said to her: Throw away my pogs? No Marie can-do, Marie Kondo

    By masonreloaded,
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  24. So I said to him “Put that in your pipe and smoke it!”... Because I’m a drug dealer.

    By masonreloaded,
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  25. So I said to the guy, "Listen, you can have all...

    By mezdup,
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