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You leave my Wacky Races out of this! It was highbrow entertainment.

All the shit we watched as children was terrible. We just had shitty taste and fewer options.

I remember when I was a kid, my dad always complained that the cartoons I watched would rot my brain. Most probably weren’t this crappy, but some probably were.

A friend of mine asked for suggestions for a Nick Cage movie marathon. That sounded very HDTGM to me.

That’s part—and only part—of the reason I said it was a good film to clean my apartment to. the rowing in the lifeboats also cracked me up.

What was that poor King Charles spaniel's life?! Just constantly roping in men to con?

How did the stupid detective get an identical match of William's outfit WITH yellow hair to escape off the boat? Was he pretending to be William so he could get off earlier/easier?

I think they were showing how stupid he was. Like that was his idea of incognito. "Everyone in Britain knows Sherlock Holmes so if I dress like him I'll blend right in!" levels of stupidity.

THIS MOVIE IS INSANE WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I tried to rewatch it because unlike gigi it was not as fresh on my mind and if my memory is correct I saw The Room, Titanic II, and this all in the same weekend in 2012, so I literally blocked everything except the Dog Rap out of my brain. But as I tried to rewatch I was struck by that first scene of the ship sinking how they just reused the same animation over and over as new things happened to the ship. It was too hard to watch that stupid girl's face go through the same surprise multiple times.