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This is the second time that Paul has read a C&O from me but did attribute it to me. I’m beginning to feel like Homer when Mr. Burns wouldn’t remember his name.

I need help. I have looked all over for this week’s movie, about ? (Question Mark) and the Mysterians, but can’t find it. What am I doing wrong?

Oof magoof, I used the wrong bike! HERE is the correct Megaforce inspired flying motorcycle. I REALLY wanted to have Angelino Statham stopping by the Sharkies on the Santa Monica Pier(he loooves fish tacos), and the In-N-Out, but a quality model was not available.

When You Trust A Fart You Put All Of Your Faith In An Asshole

Hey, I'm a nerd. Paul asked for a shot of the flying motorcycle in GTA V. Enjoy!

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with sprite and milk.

A picture is worth a thousand words. And a thousand turds is worth a picture.

Goodbye yellow brick road. Hello golden river to brown town.

What's more nuts about this is how the ending essentially spits in the face of its basic premise. The reason that Statham and Delroy Lindo are hunting bad Jet Li is if he becomes "The One," it could destroy the multiverse, but in the end he is sent to a prison colony where is he last shown fighting an endless army of other inmates, all of whom have presumably been convicted of similar crimes that he has. So even though Bad Li is only one of two Lis left with near god-like powers, the numbers game will eventually catch up to him and he will be killed by his opponents, leaving good Li as the only one in the multiverse. Also how the hell did they not show the Good Li universe's version of Statham like they did for Lindo? This movie also has another sign of a bad movie in that it features a song on its soundtrack that doesn't really fit with the movie and has been used in numerous movies, especially movies that were released in close calendar proximity to one another as I think this was the third movie to have Papa Roach's "Last Resort" featured heavily in the movie along with Ready to Rumble and Pay It Forward, which were two that I could remember off the top of my head but I'm certain there are more.

Ninja III is fantastic, I can't wait!

Yes!!!! I honestly couldn’t tell if he was trying to do an accent or not. And it was really weird to see him with hair! I think he looks better now!