jarrycanada 2483 Posted September 18, 2014 Also, Shit Dick 3 is going to be in a new British movie called "The Riot Club", where I can't get passed him being Shit Dick 3, because he looks like such a Shit Dick. Your talking about Douglas Booth? You mean there is more then one shit dick, are we adults here? I wonder if it's one of those things like where some someone tries to retell a funny joke and they get all of the words in it right, but their telling of it is just not funny for some reason. Not really sure what you mean. Lando. I think I need more coffee and a computer break. brain is about to explode! Share this post Link to post
Smigg 1488 Posted September 18, 2014 Your talking about Douglas Booth? You mean there is more then one shit dick? are we adults here? Im out of here. I couldn't remember any of the names/didn't care to remember, so "Shit Dick 1-3" was just easier to remember. Share this post Link to post
jarrycanada 2483 Posted September 18, 2014 I couldn't remember any of the names/didn't care to remember, so "Shit Dick 1-3" was just easier to remember. it's ok, I get ya. Don't worry about it. are you watching the french version ? I think you'll enjoy it a bit better. Share this post Link to post
Smigg 1488 Posted September 18, 2014 it's ok, I get ya. Don't worry about it. are you watching the french version ? I think you'll enjoy it a bit better. I'm gonna give it a go tomorrow, I've heard two conflicting reports being "How can they spoil such a wonderful foreign film like this?!" and "I don't even know why they had to remake this shitty film in the first place". Share this post Link to post
Cameron H. 23786 Posted September 18, 2014 I am looking forward to hearing everyone's take on the French version. I find it mind-boggling that Lisa Azuelos wrote and directed both versions. So you can't even blame Hollywood for fucking up the source material. This was her vision. 2 Share this post Link to post
Bob Drillboids 181 Posted September 19, 2014 Is there an equivalent of the "post-it" character in the French version? Cuz this stupid fucking movie takes every possible opportunity to remind the viewer that Ashley's Greene's character is the known as the "post-it." As if that's the funniest, most clever nickname for a clingy high school girl. Whereas (as many have already pointed out), the titular character NEVER gets called her nickname. 1 Share this post Link to post
Bob Drillboids 181 Posted September 19, 2014 I'm watching the original french movie and right off the bat we see some "French Shit Dicks" Whoa, the dudes from At The Drive-In are in the French version of LOL! 2 Share this post Link to post
Bob Drillboids 181 Posted September 19, 2014 And the only French teenager I want to watch is Patrice from The Inbetweeners. 1 Share this post Link to post
PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138 Posted September 19, 2014 Getting back to "LOL" french version it really reminded me of Death at a Funeral in the way they reused every scene in the movie, it really feels cut and paste movie making. right down to the chicken stuffing camera moment. I haven't seen it, but I'd like to think that the French version is at least a LITTLE bit classier. Like, maybe she had the decency to give a good finger-blasting to a nicely-prepared cordon bleu or something. 2 Share this post Link to post
Quarky 9 Posted September 19, 2014 Just watched it. I can't be the only one who thought that she was going to wind up with Jeremy? This has to be one of the most inconsequential movies I've ever seen. Did Emily learn a lesson from attempting to hook up with her teacher? Does Lola face backlash from her parents? Does Kyle face backlash from his best friend for being with Lola? The answer to all these questions is no. 2 Share this post Link to post
PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138 Posted September 19, 2014 Just watched it. I can't be the only one who thought that she was going to wind up with Jeremy? This has to be one of the most inconsequential movies I've ever seen. Did Emily learn a lesson from attempting to hook up with her teacher? Does Lola face backlash from her parents? Does Kyle face backlash from his best friend for being with Lola? The answer to all these questions is no. All these names are confusing! Are Jeremy and Kyle "Shit Dicks" 2 and 3? I can't see any of the characters learning anything or feeling one way or the other at the end of the film, because everyone in the movie is an absolute twat/raw chicken. 1 Share this post Link to post
Quasar Sniffer 4174 Posted September 19, 2014 To bring it back to chicken fucking.... this is NOT safe for work: https://twitter.com/_Me_Bitch/status/503195036171763712/photo/1 PS Fuck you, Twitter. I did not even go looking for this, it just appeared on my feed. It's like the Universe is trying to make me never forget this movie. Share this post Link to post
PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138 Posted September 19, 2014 To bring it back to chicken fucking.... this is NOT safe for work: https://twitter.com/...1763712/photo/1 PS Fuck you, Twitter. I did not even go looking for this, it just appeared on my feed. It's like the Universe is trying to make me never forget this movie. No. No, no, no, no, no, nooooooooo. If there's anything that will finally get Jason on Twitter, though... Share this post Link to post
Jamie Power 224 Posted September 19, 2014 I haven't seen it, but I'd like to think that the French version is at least a LITTLE bit classier. Like, maybe she had the decency to give a good finger-blasting to a nicely-prepared cordon bleu or something. Share this post Link to post
Cameron H. 23786 Posted September 19, 2014 All these names are confusing! Are Jeremy and Kyle "Shit Dicks" 2 and 3? I can't see any of the characters learning anything or feeling one way or the other at the end of the film, because everyone in the movie is an absolute twat/raw chicken. I think Jeremy is Shit Dick Prime.... But to answer Quarky, I never really got the vibe they would get together. He was more or less a cypher and didn't really have a role in the movie. In fact, the one bit of acting I would buy is that they were "just friends." He just sort of shows up when it's convenient, like "Hey, now there's this guy. He was in Kyle XY. They're friends, that's all you need to know." Share this post Link to post
IMAHUGEHDTGMFAN 1837 Posted September 19, 2014 SPOILER WARNING for "LOL" ( the french version ) : : : : : : : Some of my notes are observations and have been exaggerated out of my confusion only for comedic purposes. Also *LONG POST INCOMING* The 2 movies are practically the same ( like a carbon copy ) with a few differences Here are some of the similarities (sorta) and differences between them that I noticed or jumped out... * In the french version there's a chubby friend of Lola's that I don't seem to remember In the american version... Also Horny Nerdy Shit Dick seems to be a rich preppy kid, also son of a politician (???) * I.M. and facebook chat are Msn Messenger and S.M.S. in the french movie. * In the french version the opening scene is the kids arriving at school ( l.o.a.= Lots of Arriving ) * Lola gets naked and gets into the tub with her mother and little sister to "Have a good time with her family" but after her mother scolds her for having a shaved vagina she gets out and leaves ( l.o.l.= lots of leaving ) * The blonde friend is watching porn at a site called pornme.com ( She has the parental block code and EVERYTHING! ) then the little brother starts playing the flute to annoy her. * The "shower/locker room ass jealousy scene" is there but with 200% more ass. * WHAT?! ( So far ) 2 Songs from the soundtrack are repeating in both movies IN THE SAME SCENES! :S was it a 2 for 1 deal (Twooffer) or what? ( l.o.l. = lots of licencing ) * She says I love you a trillion times while sticking a lollipop wrapper to her diary like a psycho. * Motorcycle helmets are so hard to figure out!!! They get stuck ALL. THE. TIME. * French version Lola takes 2 drags of her friends marijuana joint in her bedroom. I dont remember Miley doing that in the movie... But I DO remember... * The dinner scene is pretty much the same except that the kid doesn't trow the salt just topples the salt shaker and then the mom passes it to the dad, the dad says "thank you", The kid says "you are welcome" ( SUCH POLITE. MANY MANNERS. MUCH RESPECT. WOW ) * 33:07 Everybodys favourite scene CLASSIC!... ( Looking twice into the empty microwave... EVERY-BODY DOES IT! ) * Is the Grandmother the same actress in both movies! ( They look so much alike... ) * Heavy kissing beside the passed out grandmother + Threesome joke = Classy Scene * Lola smokes weed during her party... I wonder If they cut it / changed it so thet Miley could keep her Disney cred / fanbase for a little more time? Oh well... * Mael is so drunk he can't go into "the Bonezone TM" with Lola... The moral of the story: "Don't Drink And Bone-Zone !!!" * It seems that the 3 hits of pot french Lola has done during the course of the movie have cause her to become paranoic and she thinks Mael and "Stick-It Note Girl" were doing it in the bathroom without any proof whatsoever... ( No matching hand bags in this version. *In Jasons Voice* The identical handbags are not Canon ) * The french "No Shampoo" band seems to be playing their instruments for real... * 2 Faced French Lolas Mother said earlier that "she didn't mind low grade scores" SHE LIED! * "French cop: The voice of reason... " * Guitar breaking Time!!! ( See you at the boarding school!!! ) * Now we see the other side, a parent that does NOTHING while his kid sneeks out to party 'till dawn... Shitty parents. Worldwide Issue. * FINALLY!!! The "MM-hmm" Therapist shows up for the first time in the french version. Also she doesn't help to defuse the situation AT ALL * Catholic School Interview Time for Lola! * Bus trip instead of flight... Same song A-Gain! ( I think ) * When it pours it rains... in London * Pasta sandwich * MSN Messenger does not exist in London * Baby dressed as Lady Di ( A crazy british family obsessed with The Royals / The Royal Family replaces the french "Joan of Arc" nuts from the American remake / version ). * School trip montage * 4000 british pounds for a guitar??? ( 3999 Actually ) * The english teacher gets some long island snooze tea * The narc policeman that made a huge presentation at school about the destructive power of drugs takes a drag... I don't know whats real anymore! * More songs While everybody has sex * We're back in paris with MSN Messenger HuzzzAaaaahh!!! * "Bro's Before Ho's" Lola should break his guitar that he gave her to look after... * Mom and Daughter lie to each other... * House with a museum grade alarm system... What's next? Museums with house grade alarms systems??? #bad #joke * Lola and Lolas's mom are sad and miss each other. * Everybody is happy and everything is fixed at the last minute because... Reasons. * "Inspired by a true story... lol" What is this? I dont even... * Picture montage credits... "The Hangover" ripped off "LOL" 2 Share this post Link to post
Cameron H. 23786 Posted September 19, 2014 * "Inspired by a true story... lol" What is this? I dont even... What. The. Fuck..? 2 Share this post Link to post
WEdidITagain 458 Posted September 19, 2014 Check out these INTENSE Miley Cyrus scenes: Skank ass ho scene is included. Warning, these scenes are intense. Also, it's just three scenes. ENJOY SHIT DICKS GUYS. 1 Share this post Link to post
WEdidITagain 458 Posted September 19, 2014 What. The. Fuck..? my exact though. what the fuck does that even MEAN. 2 Share this post Link to post
PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138 Posted September 19, 2014 * "French cop: The voice of reason... " Which of course is the sequel to the highest grossing French action film of the year, known here as "French Cop", but only referred to as "Cop" in France. Not to give too much away, but apparently this time it's personal. Not like last time. Has anyone else ever noticed how impersonal first installments of action franchises are? It's like some serious injustice has to happen to already-established characters for shit to get real. 2 Share this post Link to post
jarrycanada 2483 Posted September 19, 2014 To bring it back to chicken fucking.... this is NOT safe for work: PS Fuck you, Twitter. I did not even go looking for this, it just appeared on my feed. It's like the Universe is trying to make me never forget this movie. so why did you feel the need to share it with us! we would of believed you.. Share this post Link to post
Smigg 1488 Posted September 19, 2014 Which of course is the sequel to the highest grossing French action film of the year, known here as "French Cop", but only referred to as "Cop" in France. Not to give too much away, but apparently this time it's personal. Not like last time. Has anyone else ever noticed how impersonal first installments of action franchises are? It's like some serious injustice has to happen to already-established characters for shit to get real. Ironically enough, much like 'LOL' was a remake of this movie, "French Cop" is merely a remake of this. A scene many proclaim to be "The best fucking thing ever!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDH-vwVCKdU 2 Share this post Link to post
IMAHUGEHDTGMFAN 1837 Posted September 19, 2014 (edited) Well... She did say she wanted him to "murder her pussy" ( Murder Death Kill ) Oh shit... I messed up, that was said by Amanda Bynes to Drake. My Bad, Sorry guys... P.S. : This post was a supposed to be a joke... Edited September 20, 2014 by Maximiliano 1 Share this post Link to post
