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EPISODE 105 — John Gemberling, Our LIVE Friend

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Great ep. But that not just my opinion, just ask my friends.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Great ep" ....................... "Great ep" ......................... "Great ep" ..................... "Great ep"

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"Great ep" ....................... "Great ep" ......................... "Great ep" ..................... "Great ep"

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Its hard to listen to this without seeing Hayes desperately stare into the eyes of Sean as he searches for the approval of his comedy hero/lover

You mean like this?

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Sup, jjar?

 

I'm not ignoring you MC_khaleezy it's just that there was enough Ross and Rachel jokes last thread

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Sup, jjar?

 

I'm not ignoring you MC_khaleezy it's just that there was enough Ross and Rachel jokes last thread

 

 

Will they, won't they? Classic Sam and Diane over here.

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I'd like to think that I'm a Ross, but I just know I'm a Rachel.

 

 

 

 

never seen a single episode

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fallout 4 is basically making me buy a ps4, but I'm wondering if I should wait until black friday/cyber monday. tips?

 

You probably won't save a ton on black friday on the console itself. The hasn't really seen a price drop yet.

 

There will probably just be a Fallout 4 bundle for like $300-350. Last year they were selling the PS4 + a game for $399 on black friday. Now you can find those bundles for 350, I bought one a few months ago.

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I'd like to think that I'm a Ross, but I just know I'm a Rachel.

 

 

 

 

never seen a single episode

you're a total Gunther.

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There's an old-timey category of joke called a Tom Swifty. I won't bother explaining, because I'm sure you all already know. Anyway, here's all the ones I could think of:

 

"It's time to milk the cows," Tom uttered.

"Now that we're broken up, I want my stuff back," Tom exclaimed.

"I'm going to adopt a dog," Tom expounded.

"Theodore, you're going too fast," Tom blurted.

"Your son is just like you, Theodore," Tom lilted.

"It looks like somebody pooped in the pool," Tom snickered.

"Oh yeah, well then I'M going to sue YOU," Tom retorted.

["I'm going to counter-sue, as soon as I finish toweling off!" Tom drily retorted.]

"Working at the election bureau, those were good times," Tom recounted.

"There's plenty more where that came from, goats!" Tom rebutted.

"This party is insane," Tom raved.

"Theodore, I don't care if it kills you, you're finishing this track workout," Tom ranted.

"I usually get paid for this," Tom proclaimed.

"I'm coming as quickly as I can," Tom ejaculated.

"That's it, I'm escaping!" Tom burst out.

"No, idiot, not the blue wire!" Tom exploded.

"What do you mean I shouldn't combine bleach and ammonia?" Tom fumed.

"I'm feeling so inspired," Tom mused.

"Caaaall meeeee Ishmaaaaeeeel!" Tom wailed.

"That's nice, but have you considered granite?" Tom countered.

"Yes, but I think you've given me incorrect change," Tom countered.

"I think my snorkle has a hole in it," Tom gurgled.

"Oops, that last eclair is coming back up," Tom declared.

"Somebody get Claire off this bus," Tom declared.

"These metal gloves are hurting my hands," Tom grieved.

"This will be perfect for spying on the neighbors," Tom droned.

"That was fun, can I come on your next crusade too?" Tom requested.

"Can I sing with your group?" Tom inquired.

"The pH is still wrong, this potting soil needs something more added to it," Tom repeated.

"Get this downspout out of my eye," Tom gutterally cried.

"Maybe I'll have pancakes, or maybe I won't," Tom waffled.

"This fire is getting low," Tom bellowed.

"I have perfect pitch," Tom intoned.

"I sing folk songs about the labour movement," Tom bragged.

"Ibid," Tom recited.

"He never touched second base!" Tom called out.

"That suit is for ME," Tom bespoke.

"Yes, fine, my idea for giving away oven mitts with advertisements on them is not as good as your idea for having a honeybee as a product logo," Tom begrudgingly admitted.

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you're a total Gunther.

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OH SHIT! OH SHIT! NORM WILL NEVER HAVE TO BUY VIAGRA AGAIN CUS HE JUST GOT ERRIGGITY-IGGITY-REKT

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this one is my favorite.

 

"That was fun, can I come on your next crusade too?" Tom jizzed.

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Hey kids a little bird1 told me that Hayes is gonna be on the Best Show tonight

 

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I would watch the shit out of Mindiana Jones.

 

judging by your avatar I'm guessing you'd reallly like to see mutty and me

 

you're a total Gunther.

 

 

OH SHIT! OH SHIT! NORM WILL NEVER HAVE TO BUY VIAGRA AGAIN CUS HE JUST GOT ERRIGGITY-IGGITY-REKT

 

The two of you are now on my shit list.

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Norm why would you put people on a list of shit? Oh man, this same thing happened to my friend Stan Broflovsky.

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So who else here is secretly hot? You have to tell me, I'm a cop.

 

Yeah, I'm a HotCop too. You gotta tell us. It's laws.

 

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uh I dunno about hot but if anyone here fancies themselves a starfucker, here's me with my good friend Michael Jordan (The Wire, Fantastic Four, the upcoming Creed)

 

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i would reverse cowboy any one of you people.

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i would reverse cowboy any one of you people.

You're such a little slut ;)

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So who else here is secretly hot? You have to tell me, I'm a cop.

 

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So who else here is secretly hot? You have to tell me, I'm a cop.

 

I don't think any of us appreciate being objectified in what I THOUGHT was a safe setting. I get enough of this on Tinder. If only there was some valiant Male Rights Activist around here that could come to our rescue

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I'm really digging that sweet cross fade between the audio of the first two ads in this episode.

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I don't think any of us appreciate being objectified in what I THOUGHT was a safe setting. I get enough of this on Tinder. If only there was some valiant Male Rights Activist around here that could come to our rescue

 

Lighten up dollface, it's a compliment.

 

You wouldn't have put up that pic if you didn't want me to notice. ;)

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I hate how bitches always be objectifying my dick!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: I'm not telling you if I'm secretly hot. I'm also a cop, so it cancels out.

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